"In an ongoing effort to look for ways to improve how we care for you, $COMPANY has taken another look at the vacation policy for U.S. team members. We are pleased to announce that team members will be eligible to accrue three weeks of vacation annually by their 5th year of service. This is an enhancement to the existing plan where team members accrued three weeks when they reached their 7th year of service."
thanks for letting us have still-dogshit amounts of vacation a little bit sooner i guess
@mdszy like, if they really want you to stick around with those tiers of benefits in this market, they better be also employin' fluffers for y'all, god-tier insurance (for the fluffers too, natch), and make all the campus water fixtures run fresh cheese fondue
@mdszy yeah this stuff always makes me laugh! like, if a few extra vacation days is your only carrot, i definitely won't be here in 3 years!
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