why not start a good morning thread
good morning, pic from my drive to work this morning since i was going super slow because apparently people forgot how to drive and there were two accidents on my way to work today
@mdszy You're really obsessed with this screenshot aren't you.
@OTheB i cannot get over how freakin hilarious it is
@mdszy What's it even from?
@mdszy Found it on wikiped (because I'm not going to a Google webpage).
So they're basically turning the Pixel 4 into a really fucking dangerous spy box that can spy on how everyone near it moves to the millimetre.
@mdszy how one skelly boy saved thousands on speeding tickets with this one weird trick, traffic police HATE HIM
@trickster haha yeah :^)
but hey with all the rain we've been getting i can kinda pass it off as "it's just deteriorated because rain" and not "i'm an idiot who ran the car through a car wash with a paper license plate still on it"
@mdszy I’ve heard of putting a hat on a hat, but this is ridiculous!
> bum tickley
@mdszy smh, fucking gommies
@mdszy also happy birthday
@mdszy also here's some goth rock to go with it
@mdszy happy birfday mork
@rfox thank you!
@mdszy Happy birthday!
@padraic_padraic thank you!
@mdszy happy birthday!
@BadAtNames i don't think i get it
@mdszy it's fedilab's schedule toot function
@BadAtNames oooooh hahaha
@mdszy happy birthday to the generous boy
@sunconscious wow, birthday wishes from Mr. Will Smith!
I'm framing this toot
@mdszy gude morn
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