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psa, read this shiz before follow requesting

if your profile is

- nothing but boosts and you look like you might not even be a human

- empty, no profile pic, no bio, whatever

- entirely non-english

- literally just posts of your blog and nothing else

i will not accept the follow request

also be over 18 seriously no kids allowed

if you're on, i won't accept either

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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get me drunk fedi 

subtooting nobody here 

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i am about to lose my fucking shit hearing these fucking dumbfucks talk about using baofengs as walkie talkies and talking about the fucking preset frequencies as "channels"

fuck off

heyyyy the fucking name change script is FINALLY WORKIN

Russian Bloody Mary Jolly style

2 qt Rum or vodka
2 1/2 oz Jägermeister

Shoot down and feel the need to add all ingredients on the rocks
Swallow it before serving in a tall shot glass: Grenadine
do a short glass with ice cubes
until it is MILK!! Believe it or simply dig it

also THAT explains why it must have been infinite looping

it was infinite looping over a "file not found" error happening all the time :^)

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in light of the recent toilet paper shortage the fed has resolved to print enough money that legal tender can also be used for arse wiping

infinite scrolling/"load more" is fucking stupid just use fucking pages

covid, work 

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covid, work 


i have no fucking clue what this actually does but it has something to do with the operation of flexographic printing presses so there

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if you ever think that you made the name for a setting too long, just consider

"Impressions off at splice mode"

"As you know Greendale students, we've spent the last few weeks in quaran-DEAN but that doesn't mean we can't let ourselves have some fun at our special online only COVID DANCE!"

or am i just thinking of something slightly related to the "robot trapping people and torturing the shit outta them" thing

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okay am i getting mandela'd in that i could've sworn there was an "i have no mouth and i must scream" movie

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