When an AI wishes you good luck, does it say "wires crossed"?

Yay got @pixelfed to work with @PixelDroid and it auto-posts here as well 🙂
(previous pumpkin pic)

Think for a second about the phrase "meteoric rise". There's one thing meteors are known for and it's not going up.

ThanOS: ships with a button on the toolbar to free up resources by randomly kill -9ing 50% of your processes

Easily confused:
- influencer
- influenza
Both are a viral plague.
One has a vaccine (seasonal), one has a cure (unfollow)

RT @janedarnell@twitter.com

Thanks to Bernie, English Wikipedia now has an article for "Mitten". Readers have been redirected to "Glove" for years.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/janedarnell/status

Getting the kitchen ready to fight Cobra Kai

The dryer is already set to anti-Kreese

The pan says "Cobra Kai never fries"

Now we just wait for the bread-maker to finish with the Miyagi-dough

Botanist (noun):
Someone who writes or runs code that does things unsupervised on the Internet

Today, the US of A remember all their military invasions of other countries, or for short:

I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a plant that won't get much care from me
Doesn't grow very high
I'll just pass it by
"Give it to the Knights who say Ni"

This is such a typical story for Google:

- "You can now buy music from Google Play Music!"
- (User buys music)
- "We're retiring Google Play Music. Please migrate to YouTube Music or you'll lose access."
- (User migrates to YouTube Music)
- (User plays music via new app)
- Ad starts blaring through speakers
- "For an ad-free experience and background playback, please buy a YouTube subscription now!"

I only bought a few albums there. Thankfully they'll at least let you download them.

your molecules have been declared an unlawful assembly

please disperse into your constituent atoms immediately

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