Magnus Manske @magnusmanske@mastodon.technology
Joined Jan 2018
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Accidental art on #Wikipedia.
Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambucus#Description
(really need to expand the image to see what I mean)
When an AI wishes you good luck, does it say "wires crossed"?
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Yay got @pixelfed to work with @PixelDroid and it auto-posts here as well 🙂
(previous pumpkin pic)
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Think for a second about the phrase "meteoric rise". There's one thing meteors are known for and it's not going up.
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ThanOS: ships with a button on the toolbar to free up resources by randomly kill -9ing 50% of your processes
Letters make numb, but digits make number
Easily confused:
- influencer
- influenza
Both are a viral plague.
One has a vaccine (seasonal), one has a cure (unfollow)
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RT @janedarnell@twitter.com
Thanks to Bernie, English Wikipedia now has an article for "Mitten". Readers have been redirected to "Glove" for years.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/janedarnell/status/1352949651847176192
Getting the kitchen ready to fight Cobra Kai
The dryer is already set to anti-Kreese
The pan says "Cobra Kai never fries"
Now we just wait for the bread-maker to finish with the Miyagi-dough
Botanist (noun):
Someone who writes or runs code that does things unsupervised on the Internet
Today, the US of A remember all their military invasions of other countries, or for short:
Tanksgiving
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cargo-mobile: Rust on mobile made easy! https://dev.brainiumstudios.com/2020/11/24/cargo-mobile.html
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I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a plant that won't get much care from me
Doesn't grow very high
I'll just pass it by
"Give it to the Knights who say Ni"
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This is such a typical story for Google:
- "You can now buy music from Google Play Music!"
- (User buys music)
- "We're retiring Google Play Music. Please migrate to YouTube Music or you'll lose access."
- (User migrates to YouTube Music)
- (User plays music via new app)
- Ad starts blaring through speakers
- "For an ad-free experience and background playback, please buy a YouTube subscription now!"
I only bought a few albums there. Thankfully they'll at least let you download them.
PetScan can now sort pages by number of sitelinks
https://petscan.wmflabs.org/
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your molecules have been declared an unlawful assembly
please disperse into your constituent atoms immediately
Joined Jan 2018
