Easily confused:
- influencer
- influenza
Both are a viral plague.
One has a vaccine (seasonal), one has a cure (unfollow)

RT @janedarnell@twitter.com

Thanks to Bernie, English Wikipedia now has an article for "Mitten". Readers have been redirected to "Glove" for years.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/janedarnell/status

Getting the kitchen ready to fight Cobra Kai

The dryer is already set to anti-Kreese

The pan says "Cobra Kai never fries"

Now we just wait for the bread-maker to finish with the Miyagi-dough

Botanist (noun):
Someone who writes or runs code that does things unsupervised on the Internet

Today, the US of A remember all their military invasions of other countries, or for short:

Pascal's wager: i bet these numbers would look real neat organized into a triangle

I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a plant that won't get much care from me
Doesn't grow very high
I'll just pass it by
"Give it to the Knights who say Ni"

This is such a typical story for Google:

- "You can now buy music from Google Play Music!"
- (User buys music)
- "We're retiring Google Play Music. Please migrate to YouTube Music or you'll lose access."
- (User migrates to YouTube Music)
- (User plays music via new app)
- Ad starts blaring through speakers
- "For an ad-free experience and background playback, please buy a YouTube subscription now!"

I only bought a few albums there. Thankfully they'll at least let you download them.

your molecules have been declared an unlawful assembly

please disperse into your constituent atoms immediately

Go try the new Vector skin for desktop on Wikipedia!
(In Settings, pick Vector skin, then uncheck the "legacy" box below)

The story of Icarus and his wings is the original "it compiles, let's ship it!"

The useless Google Meet tab on Gmail for Android can be removed by unchecking it in settings, but you kinda have to search for it.

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