Magnus Manske @magnusmanske@mastodon.technology
Joined Jan 2018
Easily confused:
- influencer
- influenza
Both are a viral plague.
One has a vaccine (seasonal), one has a cure (unfollow)
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RT @janedarnell@twitter.com
Thanks to Bernie, English Wikipedia now has an article for "Mitten". Readers have been redirected to "Glove" for years.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/janedarnell/status/1352949651847176192
Getting the kitchen ready to fight Cobra Kai
The dryer is already set to anti-Kreese
The pan says "Cobra Kai never fries"
Now we just wait for the bread-maker to finish with the Miyagi-dough
Botanist (noun):
Someone who writes or runs code that does things unsupervised on the Internet
Today, the US of A remember all their military invasions of other countries, or for short:
Tanksgiving
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cargo-mobile: Rust on mobile made easy! https://dev.brainiumstudios.com/2020/11/24/cargo-mobile.html
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Pascal's wager: i bet these numbers would look real neat organized into a triangle
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I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a plant that won't get much care from me
Doesn't grow very high
I'll just pass it by
"Give it to the Knights who say Ni"
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This is such a typical story for Google:
- "You can now buy music from Google Play Music!"
- (User buys music)
- "We're retiring Google Play Music. Please migrate to YouTube Music or you'll lose access."
- (User migrates to YouTube Music)
- (User plays music via new app)
- Ad starts blaring through speakers
- "For an ad-free experience and background playback, please buy a YouTube subscription now!"
I only bought a few albums there. Thankfully they'll at least let you download them.
PetScan can now sort pages by number of sitelinks
https://petscan.wmflabs.org/
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your molecules have been declared an unlawful assembly
please disperse into your constituent atoms immediately
Go try the new Vector skin for desktop on Wikipedia!
(In Settings, pick Vector skin, then uncheck the "legacy" box below)
The story of Icarus and his wings is the original "it compiles, let's ship it!"
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RT @WikimediaNYC@twitter.com
Please consider contributing your photos of the #Kenoshaprotests to Wikimedia Commons ⬇️ https://twitter.com/antisomniac/status/1304110285222014982
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/WikimediaNYC/status/1304112358831390722
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Who called it graph theory and not path-ology
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The useless Google Meet tab on Gmail for Android can be removed by unchecking it in settings, but you kinda have to search for it.
Joined Jan 2018
