Chris W Jones @magikid@mastodon.technology
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@mdszy
It's five o'clock somewhere. Probably Europe.
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RT @eliyudin
shunned from the weed circle at a party after asking for a "quick honk on that bobo"
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RT @destroyed502
600 W Jefferson St. Bonus pic from the C-J. Have a great weekend everybody
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RT @cmrtyz
This is in the last 6 months in new earth weather
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RT @kayjii
MY FRIEND JUST SEND ME THIS WTF HAHAHA
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RT @dominickmatthew
Acronyms! Learning how to work with a fancy freezer called MELFI on space station today. . . How cold is the freezer? No worries. It is in the acronym. See image.
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RT @Fly_Cuttlefish
This will always be one of my favorite historical fun facts.
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RT @KevinFarzad
I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats
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RT @vijtable
Feudal lord: "THE MAGNA CARTA IS TYRANNY" https://twitter.com/jangelooff/status/1354848807268265988
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RT @Jordan_Deeb
GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company
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RT @KlingonPop
Holy shit.
I'm going to be on Spotify before the year is out.
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RT @MrAlecBowman
timeless message that cannot be overshared:
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RT @ShaanVP
10K RTs and I'll buy this billboard near the hedge fund managers $44M vacation home in Miami
as a thank you to r/wsb for the free $$$ monies today💸 https://twitter.com/ShaanVP/status/1353951035224694785
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RT @LizerReal
oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!!
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RT @Condiment_Games
Since folks are asking the the #Wellerman I thought I’d oblige! #startrek #trektok
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RT @AdaKirschner
If a doctor retires & then later it's discovered they were killing patients...
If a police officer quits their job & later we find they were planting evidence at crime scenes...
Would we say it's too late to do anything b/c they already left their job?
See how silly it sounds?
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