The culture wars just went FULL CYBERPUNK
I want to live in the imaginary future that conservatives fear
Conservatives: “Leftists want to suck out your soul and put it in a super-sexy androgynous machine, and feed you nothing but a healthy diet of soy products, and tuck you in at night with a gentle kiss on the forehead”
I guess the moral is that nothing will ever be as cool as a conservative nightmare
Conservatives: “I don’t want to live in a leftist world where I’m forced to be nice or I get punished!”
Me: *full eye contact, slowly tapping a Bible”
@RobinHood ...so telling them they're free to ignore the rules...
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