Byron Lagrone @level2wizard@mastodon.technology
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DevOps, Dev[Sec/Thing/*]Ops, configuration management/sanity, musician, actor, dad, ADHD, large #NoEstimates mood, I #KickVic 'd 17 times by proxy, prefers comma-separated biographies
Joined Aug 2018
I swear I'm this 👌 fucking close to writing a script that catches when I write the identity map following a stream _where I just needed the damn stream but I'm so used to calling map afterwards I made a no-op map_. That is all.
Or maybe if I post shame myself it will sink in
@knittenkitten Good luck, write lots of tests, semantically version the hell out of yourself, NuGet your artifacts, and here take my coat
also this bottle of adult beverage of your choice
@lynnesbian *640k old person noises*
@lynnesbian I will wear my ban with pride as soon as I can find a different picture of me that isn't thematically similar to the first one
@knittenkitten
*shouts noooooooooo*
*dives ineffectually in front of a nearby keyboard and monitor*
*falls to floor*
Byron Lagrone
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the term "libertarian to fascist pipeline" implies that some work has to be done to move from one to the other.
for that reason, I prefer, "the libertarian to fascist kiddie slide."
Fun fact: I never got to propose to my wife in a “traditional” way, and our original vows were written by someone else for a religion we both disagree with.
Since we recently celebrated our five year anniversary, I decided it was time to ask for a vow renewal and get “five years of bling packed into one ring.”
She said yes. :)
the Battle Angel Alita movie kicked ass. I wish there were a more gory version but given our awful timeline this provided sufficient respite
Still has the best opening track of any album, ever. don't @ me
@dshafik @ellotheth I feel like this is a great opportunity to remind everyone that "nobody would ever do that!" in software means "someone is ready to do it as soon as you push that new version, and they are licking their chops and rubbing a fork and knife together right now. You can see them"
Urgently need a 'no' option for "Will you rate your transaction at amazon"
@lynnesbian this sounds an awful lot like All Software And Infrastructure
AMA about the time my teasm wasn't allowed a cloud-based Active Directory replica and we had to introduce Atlassian Crowd
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Youtube won't stop recommending me jordan peterson videos.
I have never watched one.
I keep saying I am uninterested in them.
The rest of my recommendations aren't any better, most of them are the equivalent of clickbait advertisement "articles" on the bottom of websites.
A huge company full of people far smarter than I will ever be has put countless hours into making an algorithm that just vomits up junk recommendations to me that try to waste my time and get me upset..
The future is now.
@lynnesbian I need this feature available on other instances STAT
Byron Lagrone
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🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!
👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?
🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?
👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.
🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE
@foxfire Not sure if you mean 'for Windows' or another platform but BitDefender
If you mean another platform, nope
People call me old for using Eclipse IDE, but the true secret is that deep underneath it all I just want Borland Turbo-C++ back
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- Always Be
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DevOps, Dev[Sec/Thing/*]Ops, configuration management/sanity, musician, actor, dad, ADHD, large #NoEstimates mood, I #KickVic 'd 17 times by proxy, prefers comma-separated biographies
Joined Aug 2018
