@knittenkitten Good luck, write lots of tests, semantically version the hell out of yourself, NuGet your artifacts, and here take my coat
also this bottle of adult beverage of your choice
@lynnesbian I will wear my ban with pride as soon as I can find a different picture of me that isn't thematically similar to the first one
*dives ineffectually in front of a nearby keyboard and monitor*
*falls to floor*
Fun fact: I never got to propose to my wife in a “traditional” way, and our original vows were written by someone else for a religion we both disagree with.
Since we recently celebrated our five year anniversary, I decided it was time to ask for a vow renewal and get “five years of bling packed into one ring.”
She said yes. :)
Still has the best opening track of any album, ever. don't @ me
@lynnesbian this sounds an awful lot like All Software And Infrastructure
AMA about the time my teasm wasn't allowed a cloud-based Active Directory replica and we had to introduce Atlassian Crowd
Youtube won't stop recommending me jordan peterson videos.
I have never watched one.
I keep saying I am uninterested in them.
The rest of my recommendations aren't any better, most of them are the equivalent of clickbait advertisement "articles" on the bottom of websites.
A huge company full of people far smarter than I will ever be has put countless hours into making an algorithm that just vomits up junk recommendations to me that try to waste my time and get me upset..
The future is now.
🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!
👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?
🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?
👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.
🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE
@foxfire Not sure if you mean 'for Windows' or another platform but BitDefender
If you mean another platform, nope
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