Byron Lagrone @level2wizard@mastodon.technology

@Wewereseeds@organizing.social An invisible love goblin named Sacrifice and her sister Reconciliation

or at least that's how it's worked for us so far

this is your daily reminder that all your base are belong to us

`delete capitalism;
capitalism = NULL;`

Anyone quoting jobless figures at "a XD6-year low" this week can forget it as far as I'm concerned. Enormous layoffs inside my (now former) company, the media gauntlet, and all the rest.

Jobless claims still totally divorced from reality.

Laid off, along with the majority of my team. So much DevOps, so much build, so many things of which I'm proud. Not surprised but what is up with Jan/Feb and being my most stressful months out of the year? :D

@lynnesbian Wilkommen zur Takashi Miike

@gudenau Extract, Transform, Load

@gudenau Is this an ETL kind of job, or is this something where you can split apart the two jobs -- like download data from API, feed data to templating engine, feed that to somewhere else? Maybe make it a build process*?

* I think almost everything can be made into a build process

I really don't want to go back to C++ without getting paid _a lot_. Anyone have experience with golang + SDL2 or want to point me to some good tutorials?

@gudenau Have you looked at templating? Velocity and Maven both have some options for you

Or are you looking at user-style strings? There's Gotta Be A Library -- or at least, it feels like the kind of thing I would roll my own on and then find out ten minutes later somebody else wrote a way better impl

After you watch the new Gillette commercial make sure to go pick up a copy of Terry Crews' "Manhood," which is as good a treatise on the subject as exists or will ever exist

Vermintide II is fucking _rad_ but I really need the option to have the same game where we play as Chaos / similar factions

Every time I kill a Chaos Warrior I'm like... just be friends with me you ass

Looking for ideas on how to leave Facebook, taking my photos and ability to contact people w/o phones with me. Anyone got suggestions or had to go through this extremely painful process?

Finishing the college football year on a high note. Texas beats GA and I never would have expected it

Also Iowa? Yay Iowa.

I'm tired of recipe blogs and their wrapping of every recipe in a bullshit long-ass story. So tired, in fact, that I did this. Feel free to check it out, try stuff, or PR it.

https://github.com/byronic/recipes

Been having a lot of fun playing #achaea lately. Classic MUDs are worth your time, even if it's just to check 'em out and see what gaming was like for us old fogeys

that feel when you look at code you wrote two months ago and you're like "good lord i am an idiot"

@DJWalnut @abby Ah. Are you delivering this via printed-on-dead-trees or how is it getting rendered if your recipient is covered in M$*?

* alert - this is no longer a cool way to make fun of microsoft, don't do this