I had to get back on birdsite and now I hate myself, but it's the only way to stay in touch with certain people I know personally. I wish there were a Different Way

I _am_ a number, but you'll need to `sudo cat` to get at it

Landing Zone is "solving" the portability problem from the wrong direction

kids call it:
ice juice
the good wet
moist malone
the splashy splashy
pool filler

dihydrogen monoxide is no joke

Captain Marvel was so awesome I actually got excited for the next avengers movie

total 180 from how I felt going out of the theater after the Snappening

I'm going back to adding `++` to everything as my branding strategy

GAME DAY for my hometown birmingham iron! I cannot wait to watch american football largely because I am a terrible person

If the NFL doesn't yank football away from the Kraft family I am going to po'd

Spoiler alert: I'm probably going to get mad

nonserious violence 

Code coverage reports are the closest thing I have to when a manager sees a dashboard full of dials set to 'turbo' and 'winning'

Got my onboarding paperwork and I'm like... NO TAKESIE BACKSIES

I swear I'm this 👌 fucking close to writing a script that catches when I write the identity map following a stream _where I just needed the damn stream but I'm so used to calling map afterwards I made a no-op map_. That is all.

Or maybe if I post shame myself it will sink in

the term "libertarian to fascist pipeline" implies that some work has to be done to move from one to the other.

for that reason, I prefer, "the libertarian to fascist kiddie slide."

Fun fact: I never got to propose to my wife in a “traditional” way, and our original vows were written by someone else for a religion we both disagree with.

Since we recently celebrated our five year anniversary, I decided it was time to ask for a vow renewal and get “five years of bling packed into one ring.”

She said yes. :)

the Battle Angel Alita movie kicked ass. I wish there were a more gory version but given our awful timeline this provided sufficient respite

To be 1000% fair, the PEOPLE of NYC rejected Amazon, not the Mayor and Governor.

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