Byron Lagrone @level2wizard@mastodon.technology

The C# build chain and Framework/Core divide is so fucking bad. I can't do anything resembling a legitimate release, and there's code from ~9 years ago that I can't build.

Sunk cost fallacy meets "we buy microsoft products. Nobody ever got fired for doing that!"

Joined up with the #NoEstimates brigade on birdsite, apparently

Also following the hilarious (and hopefully final) throes of the Vig Mignognangnanga lawsuit nonsense. Couldn't have happened to a nicer set of assholes XD

Happy to be back on Mastodon

I had to get back on birdsite and now I hate myself, but it's the only way to stay in touch with certain people I know personally. I wish there were a Different Way

I _am_ a number, but you'll need to `sudo cat` to get at it

Landing Zone is "solving" the portability problem from the wrong direction

I don't want to justify this wonk, but I do want to show contempt for his academia

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/02/opinion/sunday/political-polarization.html

Captain Marvel was so awesome I actually got excited for the next avengers movie

total 180 from how I felt going out of the theater after the Snappening

I'm going back to adding `++` to everything as my branding strategy

GAME DAY for my hometown birmingham iron! I cannot wait to watch american football largely because I am a terrible person

If the NFL doesn't yank football away from the Kraft family I am going to po'd

Spoiler alert: I'm probably going to get mad

and now, a thrilling escapade to notarize an I-9

Truly the US is a magical land of --

*the sounds of a man being beaten to within an inch of his life*

lego movie 2 hits home

Code coverage reports are the closest thing I have to when a manager sees a dashboard full of dials set to 'turbo' and 'winning'

Got my onboarding paperwork and I'm like... NO TAKESIE BACKSIES

I swear I'm this 👌 fucking close to writing a script that catches when I write the identity map following a stream _where I just needed the damn stream but I'm so used to calling map afterwards I made a no-op map_. That is all.

Or maybe if I post shame myself it will sink in

Fun fact: I never got to propose to my wife in a “traditional” way, and our original vows were written by someone else for a religion we both disagree with.

Since we recently celebrated our five year anniversary, I decided it was time to ask for a vow renewal and get “five years of bling packed into one ring.”

She said yes. :)

the Battle Angel Alita movie kicked ass. I wish there were a more gory version but given our awful timeline this provided sufficient respite