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Yet another new beta version of Toot! is out! This time, it's mostly small improvements and bugfixes.

* Character count on posting screen.
* Toned down CW.
* Better display of direct messages on toot screen.
* Show name of app on toot screen.
* Copy text of toots.
* Hashtags with non-ASCII characters should work now.
* Various other bugfixes.

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People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start

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I wear my sunglasses at night so i can't so i can't see shit

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Habe in unserem Küchenschrank 'ne alte Inschrift der Maya entdeckt. Spekuliere noch über ihren Inhalt. 😉

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Wetterbericht im Radio. O-Ton: „Am Freitag Wolken, Regen und Sonne.“

Danke für diese präzise Vorhersage.

Sagt doch gleich einfach nur noch: Tagsüber hell, abends dunkel und nachts gar keine Sonne mehr.

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treatment. kind of doctor fixes broken websites? 

A URLologist.

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That was traffic without pictures. Pictures were 4TB on top on that day.

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mastodon.social served 1TB of traffic on August 17th, if that's a piece of trivia you're interested in (I was)

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RT @titanic@twitter.com
Spontaner Nazi-Aufmarsch überfordert Chemnitzer Polizei: "Wir hatten nicht mal Zeit, die Anglermützen aufzusetzen!"

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JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: c h e e b s b e b o r b g e r

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Beim Rumtoben mit Frau und Kind.
„Papa, die Mama und ich sind ein Team!“ - „Toll, die Mama und ICH sind sogar intim!“ - „Was?“ - „Was!?“

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Ein, wenn nicht DER, Grund für Mastodon und gegen Twitter: Kein Trump weit und breit.

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hey youtube, vsauce michael here. did you know that you have bones

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