Wild!
RT @Foone@twitter.com You want to know something about how bullshit insane our brains are?
OK, so there's a physical problem with our eyes: We move them in short fast bursts called "saccades", right? very quick, synchronized movements.
The only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this
Shits getting fuckening PATRIOTIC in here!!!
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List of Super Bowl halftime shows Wikipedia article edited anonymously from US House of Representatives https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=848952392&oldid=848139806
eating toast at 2am like the sick person I (let's hope was)
(I am the bothered sleeper AND very annoyed by that fact lol)
eff it I'll just buy a latex mattress topper
this bed is still structurally OK, the foam topper has just degraded enough that it bothers one of us
I'm too sick to wade through which reviewers are doing proper research and which ones are shills right now (and there seem to be a lot of the latter)
anybody here bought an Internet mattress and liked it?
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the same person keeps getting the code review for my ahead of schedule files after the client has prompted a major consistency change that affects a component I worked on, usually the day of or day after my original deadline
which in our structure means she has to implement the change
I'm glad I'm remote because otherwise I'd be tempted to squeak "I'm so sorry" every time I walk by her desk 😫
I love it when I lay down for a bit and my cat climbs on top of me in just the right spot where it isn't uncomfortable
I don't love it when she drools happily then decides to shake her head
Folks, we’ve reached the end of the jokes. There aren’t any left. Time to shut the internet off
yo wtf music is just wiggly air
current mood:
when you bought a newly released Japanese game you feel like playing and your proxy shipper was unreasonably slow shipping your copy/the tokuten
https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY