Kaeedo @kaeedo@mastodon.technology

So i was telling my wife about common physics bugs in various video games today, such as when two rigid bodies get stuck inside each other, and then shoot off into space, and then she asked me simply
" Why don't they just make it work correctly? "

And i simply couldn't respond. She knows damn well it's not that easy, but why don't they just make it work correctly...

#programming #software

Why is #oauth simultaneously really nice, but also incredibly complicated to work with? ??

Hey #Munich people interested in #Blockchain : A coworker is presenting a #Meetup about the #lightning network

https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/Zuehlke-Munich/events/268351601/

boosts welcome

@fedilab
Do i need to add a different repository to fdroid for nitterizeme to show up?

@lomion
This is a problem I'm trying to figure out myself. This is also one area where the documentation being focused on single runs doesn't help, as most answers are about piping the access logs through `sed` or `awk` before going into GoAccess.

The best idea I've come up with so far is to run another service that simply streams the access logs from traefik into a filtered output, and have GoAccess parse that instead

Alright. Here's the blog post to go along with the successful setup of #GoAccess behind #traefik

https://hashset.dev/article/10_privacy_respecting_analytics_using_go_access

#analytics

boosts welcome

@resist1984

So if I have a SSL certificate from Let's Encrypt setup, but still sit behind Cloudflare, is my data still compromised?

Succesfully got #GoAccess live HTML reports proxied behind #traefik

Next Steps: parsing browsers, operating systems, and GeoIp

Finally snow in #Munich

"Sphinx of black Quartz, judge my vow"

#pangram
#totallycoolerthanthebrownfox

@specter

If you don't do .NET development, then I recommend using #VSCodium. It's a #VSCode fork, but all Microsoft telemetry taken out

@Katsudon

@deshipu

Great idea!

But not simply bricked, but slightly worse. For example, not all sides of the lid snap shut, and there's a tiny Gap always

Terrible idea of the day: #IoT enabled #Tupperware

Automatically get a status of how many free pieces of Tupperware you have, and usage statistics based on which are used more than others.

Premium feature, best calculate how to arrange the free ones using some fancy spring algorithm

@nev

@daniel_bohrer @vfrmedia

I like the 500 #email #bug

https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html

@IzzyOnDroid

At least they were fired, instead of some lame excuse like "Data quality analysis"

@piggo
"Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. What's the problem?"

@piggo

Yes.

It can certainly be used for production apps, but I would personally recommend other Functional Languages, such as #FSharp or #Scala as they run on established runtimes. Or #rust if you want to write native binaries.

The thing with #haskell IMO is that because it's mostly academic, any tutorials and guides will always try to teach type theory and how it's implemented, instead of how to get something practical done