I don't think I've ever even ONCE answered the traffic light or crosswalk captcha correctly.

I no longer small talk about the weather. Instead, I just tell everyone I meet how pervasively tired I am.

Is there a clinical term for the disorder of loving your phone so much you wanna chew on it? Can I put it in my mouth so long as it’s in airplane mode (to minimize the RF exposure)?

Testing out the @session secure messaging app. Decentralized. Censorship resistant. Open source. E2E encrypted. No personal information required to register. Checks all the boxes ☑️☑️☑️

I briefly ventured outside the protected walls of mastodon.technology and it was all cock & balls :sadcat:

Good to you. Please pet your cats. And let them sit on your warm laptops. And feed your cats cheese. They like cheese.

That’s a YIKES from me, dawg.

Edison Mail rolls back update after iOS users reported they could see strangers’ emails
theverge.com/2020/5/16/2126096

Dear U.S. Senate: Eat shit.

Here's Who Just Voted to Let the FBI Seize Your Online Search History Without a Warrant
gizmodo.com/heres-who-just-vot

Someone coded flight simulator for the . I'm wheels up in 5 minutes, bishes! ✈️

After only now discovering and mainlining 10+ hours of tutorial videos into my brain, I think I'm finally ready to start my first game.

Okay...so how do I do that?

As someone who loved the Ender's Game series -- Echo VR beta being released is just :happycat:. However, I'd be much more :happycat: if I didn't wanna motion puke after playing for the last 2 hours.
oculus.com/experiences/quest/2

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