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Delighted that Mick Gordon decided to put some doom metal tracks into the DOOM Eternal soundtrack. It's just so fitting 😄

Example (first minute):

Self-quarantined for a week alone, with my family stuck in another country... So I'm building a workbench, as one does. Pictured: the first two legs, the bench top on the left, and the big pile of wood chips that I've produced so far

Things to do while quarantined: 

"I want to make sure this value is at maximum 16384. So I have to do min(value, 16384)"

I ALWAYS get this wrong. I absolutely always write max instead of min, and fuck up. Just like I just did.

Hello I'm a professional programmer and I've been programming for >20 years. Please kill me

Five minutes ago, my whole neighborhood went out to their terraces or to their windows and started applauding, to thank the health workers the great job they're doing. I'm almost crying.

I've added some "Community Copies" of Glittermitten Grove to our page on If you are experiencing financial hardship of any kind you can grab one for free, no questions asked.

Battery 0: design capacity 7368 mAh, last full capacity 3774 mAh = 51%

Well, that explains why my laptop's battery is always dying so quickly 😩

Covid self-quarantine reminder 

Shit, I was sent to work from home, but I forgot my plant at the office. It's a succulent, so it's sturdy, but I suspect it might be dried up by the time I can go back to the office 😞

Covid stress 

Hardware Acceleration is approximately 9.8 m/s² and is achieved by tossing your computer out the fucking window

@matthewseiji oh crap, I missed this. People are actually developing Eliza-like chatbots and offering them as therapy.

The whole thing sounds like straight out of your game 😕😕😕

Either my GPU is dead, or DOOM has become even more demonic

hi everyone please look at this real website for a seattle pizza place we ordered from last night

cw *lots* of animated gifs

Have you ever wondered what having a particle system in your text editor would be like?

Well, let me present you what I've been working on these last days...

me: i wanna install lineageos on my phone


Here’s the thing about #Coronavirus, kids. It’s got a mortality of less than half of SARS. Not great, but it’s basically like pneumonia, and aims for people who are susceptible to that. Perspective is your friend. Even if it goes full pandemic, by far most of you will be fine.

For reasons, if I get the coronavirus, I’d probably be toast. So if I’m not freaking out about Wuhan coronavirus, maybe the stock market and asinine media should take a chill pill, too. 💁🏽‍♀️


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