Jon Valdés @jon_valdes@mastodon.technology

@matthewseiji
This is hitting too close for comfort...
They even have "therapists" that I'm pretty sure will be reading a script...

After a month planning, recording and editing a presentation about something I've worked on for the last 2 years...

I can't unsee how my lower teeth make me look like a vampire in the video 🦇

Doing a presentation in PowerPoint. Finally gave up trying to do nice animations, and whipped up a small Rust program from scratch to do them. Outputs pngs, which I then compose into a video using Blender. Muuuuch better :)

Bubbly Large Instruction Word?

At what point does a company decide their brand identity will be defined by following the horrible dystopia of They Live, just substituting "OBEY" and "CONSUME" with "EAT"?

Behold, the wisdom of the ancients (channeled via AliExpress)

MAGNETIC DRAINAGE DOES NOT BREED SCALE

THE CHARM OF BLACK TECHNOLOGY IS UNLIMITED

When using a chisel to remove wood, you sometimes get these beautiful feather-like shapes, and I absolutely love them ☺️

Self-quarantined for a week alone, with my family stuck in another country... So I'm building a workbench, as one does. Pictured: the first two legs, the bench top on the left, and the big pile of wood chips that I've produced so far

Either my GPU is dead, or DOOM has become even more demonic

After three years of being a dad, I can only say The Oatmeal absolutely nailed this one

Ever wanted to do SQL injection into a Google product? Apparently the secret word is... "pumice"

Latest trick of pharmaceuticals: exploiting Unix access rights to cure skin rashes in babies.

Just saw one of these in the wild.
AMD is diversifying, I see...

Someone sent this to the CI stability slack channel at work, and I'm dying 😄

It's interesting when even the recruiter admits the company is a piece of shit 🤔

At a museum with the kid. There's a videogames exhibit, a humanoid robots exhibit, a playground... all the kids here are running around having fun.

And yet my kid would rather be here.

I have the suspicion my kid's gonna be an introvert...

Also, I found this beauty in the attic.

An original IBM model M, which I had on our first computer, an IBM 286. It was second hand, and for some obscure reason the whole keyboard was in German... which I guess helped me learn where the punctuation keys were without looking at them!

CLICKETYCLACK!

Going through my old stuff at my parents', and found three seasons of Stargate on CD, at 1 or 2 episodes per disk.

And it'd take ~6 hours to download each episode. 🤦🏻‍♂️

God we have it easy nowadays

What passes for news these days 🤦🏻‍♂️

The Swedish winter is cold, dark and hard, but at least it's fucking beautiful.