In military equestrian statues, number of hooves on the ground means different things:

- All hooves on ground: rider died in bed

- 3 hooves: rider died of battle wounds

- 2 hooves: rider died in battle

- 1 hoof: horse was drunk, tripped and fell on rider, crushing him

- 0 hooves: horse jumped off a cliff rather than having that asshole riding it another minute

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