In military equestrian statues, number of hooves on the ground means different things:
- All hooves on ground: rider died in bed
- 3 hooves: rider died of battle wounds
- 2 hooves: rider died in battle
- 1 hoof: horse was drunk, tripped and fell on rider, crushing him
- 0 hooves: horse jumped off a cliff rather than having that asshole riding it another minute
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