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My favourite variant of "work hard, party harder" is "work smart, don't become an alcoholic".

RT @mmargmarques@twitter.com

Uma precisão: Esta semana sentimos que a @EU_Commission@twitter.com e o @Europarl_PT@twitter.com estavam a fazer o que tem de ser feito. Não foi o caso do @EUCouncil@twitter.com @eucopresident@twitter.com . Os chefes de estado/governo ficaram mto aquém do expectável. @PSnaEuropa@twitter.com twitter.com/elisaferreiraec/st

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mmargmarques/statu

RT @PolizeiBerlin_E@twitter.com

Auf dem wurden ca. 150 Personen festgestellt. Nach drei erfolglosen Lautsprecherdurchsagen wurde vom @BA_Xhain@twitter.com entschieden, dass die Grünfläche des gesperrt und mit Absperrband gekennzeichnet wird.
Der Wochenmarkt ist davon nicht betroffen.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PolizeiBerlin_E/st

RT @GreensEFA@twitter.com

🇩🇪 is sending 1 million masks to 🇮🇹
🇫🇷 sent 1 million masks & 200,000 protective suits to 🇮🇹
🇦🇹 sent 1.6 million masks to 🇮🇹
🇩🇪 is taking patients from 🇮🇹🇫🇷

🇪🇺 is for real. We're all in this together. Our proposals to tackle 👉 greens-efa.eu/covid19

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GreensEFA/status/1

RT @dhh@twitter.com

At this point, I take "not built in Silicon Valley" as a significant, positive signal in determining whether I might be interested in a piece of software.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dhh/status/1243285

RT @GermanyDiplo@twitter.com

„We have a joint responsibility to avert the fatal consequences that COVID-19 will have on people weakened by war, displacement and hunger," says @HeikoMaas@twitter.com. @antonioguterres@twitter.com calls for a worldwide ceasefire: 🇩🇪 will support this in the @UN@twitter.com Security Council.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GermanyDiplo/statu

RT @dw_politics@twitter.com

"The virus does not have a nationality."

German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier has called for more solidarity in Europe in the fight against coronavirus. 🇪🇺

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dw_politics/status

TIL that open antisemitism is not against @Facebook@twitter.com's community policies. I don't know why I still bother reporting crap.

Dear @github@twitter.com, please stop trying to guess what I'm searching for (your search engine sucks at this) and let me search for the exact match.

RT @TheAltWorld@twitter.com

They wanted Penn to explain to the public that it would be wonderful if the US military were deployed to deal with the pandemic, because the US military is the greatest humanitarian force on Earth.
@caitoz@twitter.com


thealtworld.com/caitlin_johnst

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheAltWorld/status

RT @MelsLien@twitter.com

Airlines: $35 to put your bag on our plane

Airlines: $16 for bag of chips

Airlines: Sorry you want your *legs* to fit? $75

Airlines: haha, you have to fork over an extra $50 to choose the seat you already paid for

Airlines:

Airlines: Oh no someone help us we r out of monies

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MelsLien/status/12

RT @HamillHimself@twitter.com

Luke 'Get Off My Island' Skywalker-
ORIGINAL SOCIAL-DISTANCING ENTHUSIAST

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HamillHimself/stat

RT @Zeh_Gato@twitter.com

China - cuidado, isto é perigoso
Mundo - olha, os chineses outra vez com 1 coisa esquisita
China - atenção, perigoso, já fechámos cidades!
Mundo - oh, é uma gripe!
China - ISTO É PERIGOSO
Mundo - isto não chega aqui
China- ...
Mundo - CABRŌES DOS CHINESES QUE ESCONDERAM O VÍRUS!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Zeh_Gato/status/12

RT @danielolivalx@twitter.com

Porque não gostou das primeiras medidas apresentadas, João Vieira Lopes aconselha as empresas a despedir já. Qualquer empresa que decida despedir durante esta "quarentena" deve ser excluída de qualquer apoio público que venha a resultar desta crise. E isto deve ser dito já.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/danielolivalx/stat

RT @AFP@twitter.com

Germany is facing its biggest challenge "since the Second World War" in the fight against the coronavirus pandemic, Chancellor Angela Merkel said in a television address urging citizens to heed sweeping confinement measures u.afp.com/3Sgf

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AFP/status/1240361

RT @ExtinctionR@twitter.com

Governments of the world to citizens: "Not enough savings to get through ? Not our problem."

Governments of the world to the corporations killing us: "We got you!"

Are you livid? We are.

Love and rage ▶️rebellion.global

theguardian.com/business/2020/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ExtinctionR/status

RT @KFILE@twitter.com

What a damning indictment of Fox News from the Post video team here.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KFILE/status/12401

RT @ASlavitt@twitter.com

COVID-19 March 15Prep update:

Every day brings vital new developments and I talked to leading epidemiologists, public health experts about what is happening & coming & what we should be doing. I learned a bunch. 1/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/12

RT @_sagesharp_@twitter.com

Don't be like patient 31: "Doctors suggested she be tested for the coronavirus, as she had a high fever. Instead, the woman went to a buffet lunch with a friend at a hotel and then attended chirch services."

Patient 31 is responsible for 1,160 cases.

graphics.reuters.com/CHINA-HEA

🐦🔗: twitter.com/_sagesharp_/status

RT @yanisvaroufakis@twitter.com

Sure. Central bank money in people's accounts. Immediately. What Australia did in 2009 and HK just now. In addition, a massive public investment drive twitter.com/simonjduffy/status

🐦🔗: twitter.com/yanisvaroufakis/st

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