So, any Java 11 parties ongoing that require the Javatar's blessing? Long live the JVM :java:

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apparently, in recent years, there's a new profession. That is, some guy summarize movie in ~7 minutes. This chinese girl's doing that. She's done perhaps hundreds, news and old. I haven't seen this in usa yet.

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It's remarkable to me that after years of research into graph-databases and specialized data structures (to model social relationships), Mastodon has succeeded with, uhh, Rails on top of Postgres. I love it.

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I am the Javatar, the chosen one, spawn of the JVM, the beloved child of the Bytecode, the catcher of Exceptions, the wizard of the streams and the destroyer of null pointers.

Also, Data & Software engineer working with Hadoop, ML and Data Analysis.

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