Bad late capitalist poetry 

Project just landed
It will bring so much value
To our shareholders

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We found alien monolith
Still emitting its message
After millions of years
To this day we wonder
How could they plan
Timescale longer than 4 quarters

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We found alien monolith
Still emitting its message
After millions of years
How shortsighted
Think of the possible revenue
From the maintenance contract

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Bad late capitalist poetry 

This small risk is acceptable
It's just a possibility of
Catastrophic damage
Happening after
My performance bonus is due

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This small risk is acceptable
Good income now
Somebody else will pay
For the fallout

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