the fact that the NSA literally has an open source project called LemonGrenade just made my goddamn day

github.com/NationalSecurityAge

you can't make this shit up folks

WITH THE LEMONS

Q: What's a network security person's favorite mayonnaise?

A: Diffie-Hellmans!

New plan: just stay at home in my pjs rather than passively "date"/job search. Jobs last 8 hours but Fallout: New Vegas lasts a lifetime

Is this like online dating? What do I say? What do I wear? :o

Passive job hunts are harder than I thought. A recruiter messaged me and now I'm panicking.

That feel when finding one library makes you go "Welp, guess I want to be a React dev now" software.es.net/react-network-

Has anyone read "Jira is an antipattern" yet? Let's talk about it! techcrunch.com/2018/12/09/jira (in general, I agree with the author)

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