The year is 5019. Humans, as we know them, are long gone. The Earth is inhabited chiefly by advanced, sapient machines.

For legacy reasons, everyone's name starts with "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible;".

@citrustwee Jordan sexist-with-a-thesaurus Peterson really fighting the good fight against letter cases here.

Capital letters are obviously a postmodernist invention.

@lynnesbian Please settle an argument for me:

What has more legacy complexity: The imperial system of measurements, or Windows?

Foundit, but ouch, GitLab. source.joinmastodon.org/mastod

I'm not interested in creating yet another account in a new GitLab instance (and I personally dislike GitLab) so my pain point is that whenever joinmastodon.org refreshes, it ignores my language choice from the navbar and reset to the browser default language. Meh.

If someone who can fix it sees it, it might get fixed, or not. I don't care that much.

Taiwan, same-sex unions legalised 

Just installed some actually-quiet stabilizers into my keyboard
they're smooth, too. nice.

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