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I can't believe I'm saying this but I think j3ster might actually be worse than John McAfee

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Wow this devolved into another shitpost account real fast go me

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im gonna build another house in the sims and im gonna make a whole family give me name recommendations

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what if johnny bravo but travelling thru different mmos hitting on endgame bosses

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@Red

Get that block button ready!

I like my pizza without cheese. tbh pizza without cheese is Better! Pineapples do not belong on pizza! Meat on pizza tastes fucking gross! now suck my click!

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me @ eugen: please sir, i want some boosts!

eugen: BOOSTS?!

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"I killed the process"
"You fool! It'll come back, stronger than before! It's a daemon!"
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opening port 420 on my router and sticking a lit joint in the ethernet port

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to get vegan cheese u must first milk the vegan wife

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"hard as balls" saying Show more

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inventing a new type of wet floor sign that periodically emits fluid like a high-tech windshield wiper

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tim berners-lee logging onto the first chatroom at CERN to describe himself as a smol bean who needs cuddles

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I am honestly going to be whispering, "it's a car in a very small tunnel" all day

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ok so like. i was under the impression that the boring company was supposed to have some secret tech to make digging tunnels faster and cheaper. but... they just bought a used boring machine and dug a regular tunnel with it? is this real life?

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in the old days the con artist would skip town before proof of their deception was discovered. now people are so good at getting conned that they'll thank the con artist for conning them

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you, a moron: this seems like a bad idea

me, a genius: well we'll just do an AI on it. now it's magically good. did you think of that you simpleton

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the city government of los angeles gave elon musk a special permit and waived environmental regulations to let his company dig a regular tunnel with a used boring machine that he bought from china.

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