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My ability to see an alarm to do something like "give molly her pill", get up to do that, and get back to my desk without doing that still amazes me.

youtu.be/AbSehcT19u0

Today's amazing Codenames revelation:

Me: Hockey, 3

@rachel9725: Pitcher. Is there a Pitcher in hockey?

In Rachel's defense she got Helmet and Wing(s), just missed Leaf(s).

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RT @AnneWheaton
Wil: "There's a new true crime series on Netflix about murdering Mormons. Wanna watch it?"
Me: "Is it called Slaughter Day Saints?"
Wil: 😑
twitter.com/AnneWheaton/status

TFW you were feeling dejected because you were in the middle of making a turkey sandwich when you noticed you're out of mayo, but then you remember that, once again, @kenjilopezalt has prepared you for this.

seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/1

I didn't understand fear until I thought there was a water leak in the wall.

The thing about ordering cookies online, and having them delivered by mail, is you don't have to defend your life choices in person.

If it’s a coffee stout it’s not day drinking, right?

Please rank the order you'd pick the following words in if you were playing Code Names and the clue were "baseball":

Limousine
Stadium
Diamond
Date
Foot

2020 had moments.
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RT @SheriffAlert
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
twitter.com/SheriffAlert/statu

Just because the round bread with a hole in it you made isn’t sweet enough to count as a donought that doesn’t make it a bagel.

Are Republicans against capitalism and at-will employment now?
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RT @dawsonbuchanan_
8) Instead of standing up for me, instead of explaining to the NHL that I, as a person, am not solely defined by my previous work on the Trump campaign, they fired me for their own company’s financial gain.
twitter.com/dawsonbuchanan_/st

Without saying your age, post a gif or image of your favorite film that was released in the year that you turned 18.
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RT @mrssoup
Without saying your age, post a gif or image of your favorite film that was released in the year that you turned 18. twitter.com/monty_ashley/statu t.co/SlBrcsAfXY
twitter.com/mrssoup/status/134

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