guildencrantz @guildencrantz@mastodon.technology

IBM BASICc
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RT @NetflixEng
What language did you write you first line of code in?
https://twitter.com/NetflixEng/status/1384200622551883777

I got a new mattress the other week and it's been like magic: no back pain, sleeping like a log. I think, however, my back was feeling the lack of attention because it just popped and noped out of working for no apparent reason. If you need me I'm not going anywhere.

DED. I am DED.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeucyN1G/

JFC.

"RMS acknowledges that he has made mistakes. He has sincere regrets, especially at how anger toward him personally has negatively impacted the reputation and mission of FSF."
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RT @fsf
Statement of FSF board on election of Richard Stallman (RMS): https://u.fsf.org/3bf
https://twitter.com/fsf/status/1381640087314792453

I don’t know if Friday I was just burnt, or it’s just taken me a while to get the cobwebs off my k8s troubleshooting skills: But this should have been obvious.

Do luck dragons typically like to sleep on a hoard? https://www.instagram.com/p/CNguPeuLmhXYKfEyzOnDdulxdCeutkghlRCU9A0/?igshid=4futklop4xmp

I just checked: Jayne is still home.
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RT @HLMongoose
This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.
https://twitter.com/HLMongoose/status/1380505940265463818

I might need to institute a new rule whereby I take a break at least as frequently as I have to refresh my AWS session credentials.

Same, buddy. Same.
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RT @dog_rates
This is Panko. Welcome to the most embarrassing moment of his life. He’s spent countless hours trying to scrub this video from the web. 14/10 sorry buddy
https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1380293325182279680

I'd only seen images of this tweet. I thought they were photoshopped. I thought he couldn't have been that plain. I should have known better.
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RT @MSNBC
Sen. McConnell: "My warning, if you will, to corporate America is to stay out of politics. It's not what you`re designed for. I'm not talking about political contributions. … I support that. I'm talking about taking a position."

https://on.msnbc.com/3fSkfhS
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1380053552618426368

You know what’s a really good way to help your team manage stress? Name giant channels before work hours so that employee phones explicitly notify them of a critical communication and they can read the Stress Awareness Month Tip before they start working.

OH: “I’m from a small town: Reno, Nevada”.

Me: Laughs in Vermonter.

Everybody, meet Petunia, Jayne's new toy.

When @rachel9725 said she was brining home 3/4 of a dog I had no idea she'd be the playmate of Jayne's dreams.

Managed to schedule my vaccine shot!

Well, it just took me four tries to make my coffee correctly. Today's sure to be great.

Of course the gifs aren't gifs.

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RT @SimoneGiertz
I built a chair for needy pets that always want to sit next to you.
https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/status/1376932009755373571

It might just be the fever.

RIP Boaty McStuckFace. Long live Boaty McFloatFace.

Need!

https://ideas.lego.com/s/p:3bf5b46c6c874a2da2e1d31ed0e2739e?s=m

Close enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0nNTklOKRA
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RT @homeccomings
OKAY BUT JACOB’S HOODIE 😭
https://twitter.com/homeccomings/status/1373439791052771331