@ryan ok I'm a fraud, I don't go that far! I just order the implements knives, forks, spoons so they're arranged by the degree to which they afford scooping.

@gbrnt so slotted spoons are pretty low on the totem pole, eh?

@ryan ooooh that's a good question! I would say that they're still Somewhat Spoonly, as you can scoop solids. Perhaps even Selectively Spoonly.

@gbrnt they're right up there with butter knives

@ryan Oh definitely below butter knives on the Spoonliness scale.

@gbrnt @ryan You can spoon butter with butter knives. You can't spoon anything with chopsticks.

@deshipu @gbrnt this conversation is becoming deep and metaphorical

@ryan @deshipu @gbrnt Spoonliness is next to godliness.

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