Tritium 📖 🐧 @gboyd42@mastodon.technology

Great piece of journalism there from the BBC. Apparently, the ONLY option to Windows 7 is Windows 10.

BBC News - Microsoft ends Windows 7 support: What should you do?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51090407

This is a fucking tragedy, all those poor Pringles. I'm in mourning.

BBC News - Pringles lorry fire closes M1 slip road in Derbyshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-51083607

Happy New Year folks!

To quote the great literary genius Noddy Holder, IT'S CHRIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAS!

Hope you're all having a good one. I'm just about to open my presents, here we go!

@mxlinux @MXLinux Merry Christmas (Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah) to everyone on the MX Linux dev team! Thank you for another brilliant release this year. I hope all of you and your families have an excellent, well deserved break. (Just remembered, I must post this on the forum as well!)

You can't beat putting off wrapping all the presents you bought until Christmas Eve. Turns it into more of a sport than something that just needs to be done.

I swear, the Christmas lights in Kilmarnock get fucking worse every year. (Apologies for the quality of my phone camera, this is why I prefer a DSLR.)

Now listening to #Roxette. Loving the music, but simultaneously feeling bad for Marie Fredriksson.

It's my Birthday, and I'm incredibly drunk, and I've just remembered I have a Mastodon account. Apologies for the forthcoming shit posts. Really, I'm so sorry.

I really hope the exit poll is a pile of festering, steaming shit.

Doubt it is though.

To quote Jefferson Starship "We built this city on Rock and Roll. But we still had to pile the foundations to the bedrock due to the overlying glacio-fluvial deposits being highly unsuitable for standard stepped or pad foundations. In fact, the CBR results also indicate a full 600mm capping layer will be required for road construction."

"Hot" my arse, it's fucking freezing outside! Time for some alcohol me thinks.

I'm beginning to suspect Charles Darwin may have been wrong solely on the premise that Joey Essex is still alive and kicking.

Introducing: Tober. A month with no theme where I do absolutely fuck all except vape, drink beer and eat tacos.

And possibly Pringles.