Was just mistaken for @stolinski@twitter.com @jamstackconf@twitter.com London

"your request will be processed within 30 business minutes"

Is this what the kids call a one hour shit on company time nowadays?

Now officially in love with this pub: two classic songs in the space of half an hour.

I finally finished that computer I started building last October. Well, almost finished. I still need the HDD for media storage but that should arrive tomorrow.

I would have taken a picture of inside the case but, well, the cable management is a bit, well...
Dear... Oh dear..

I've never been a big computer game player, but two of my favourite computer games when I was a kid were 'Escape from Rungistan' and 'Police Quest'. I've done a Start Page and Duck Duck search, but can't find Linux versions. Does anyone know if either or both games have Linux editions?

RIP Niki Lauda

1949 - 2019

One of the greatest, and the bravest.

What pissed me off most is I really enjoy Like a Prayer, well, the album version anyway.

Good on Hatari! There had to be a Palastinian protest somewhere. At least they kept it for after the performance.

Oh Christ, I'm getting into it now! I'm starting to hope North Macedonia win. Can't think that they've ever won anything before, other than their independence.

Oh dear Madonna, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Why did you even bother to turn up?

I'm thinking Madonna's mere presence has had a rather risquΓ© influence on some of the performers at this years Eurovision. Just as well it's on after the watershed.

I see Iceland have transported an entire S&M dungeon to represent them at Eurovision.

Fuck it: I'm breaking the beers out.

Of all the things I do for love, watching the Eurovision Song Contest every year is probably the most brain melting, soul destroying, horrifically painful.

I'm sure this must be what Meat Loaf was referring to in his 12 minute long opus.

I'm almost frightened to drink alcohol in case I end up enjoying it.

Updating BIOS: the ultimate in squeaky-bum time.

Please don't let there be a power cut, please don't let there be a power cut...

Looking for technical help online sounds like this:

β€œFolks, my shower drain is clogged up, how do I unclog it?”

β€œWhy don’t you move to a house with a bathtub?”
β€œTry not to clog it up in the first place, duh”
β€œWhy would you even need to take your showers at home?”
β€œJust take out the things that are clogging the drain, how difficult is that”
β€œIf you can’t maintain a shower stall in good conditions, why do you even clean yourself?”

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