A hair of the dog really isn't going to cut it this time. Think I might need an entire limb.

@distrotube Happy Birthday Derek! Hope you're having a good one.

Is it just me, or are My Hermes THE worst possible fucking courier service on the face of this planet? Little tip for them: in order to deliver a parcel to a recipient, you must first COLLECT IT FROM THE SENDER!

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Apple is planning on releasing the very first iCar Show more

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From the person who brought you Mastodon Bingo, we present... Facebook Bingo.

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A top tip for all in Mastadon land. If you enjoy the dual sensations of extreme brain freeze combined with your respiratory tract being on fire; try vaping Breaking Vap eliquid by BordO2 on a 0.2 ohm build in a dripper. It's like being paralysed from the neck up. If my eyelids ever close, I'll go to bed.

Of course, it would have been a hell of a lot easier if Cronus had labeled the power and reset connectors properly (apparently the case had two power switches).

It's only a motherboard and a case, but at least it's a start!

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Can we please for the love of god stop paying attention to the famewhores of the world? It's as much or more idiotic than feeding the internet trolls...

Perhaps I should now unsarcastically thank the eBay seller who mucked me about with the microATX case, as I've just found a more suitable one for nearly half the price. Ah, fuck it: the previous toot still stands, sarcasm and all. Besides which, I don't think 'unsarcastically' is even a word.

Can I just say a massive, sarcastic 'thank you' to the eBay seller who listed and sold me a computer case they won't actually have in stock until November. I hope you install that Windows 10 update that deletes your documents.

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I finally ordered some parts for the new computer! Only took me three (and a bit) months to settle on the build. I'm definitely speeding up in my old age.

Beer No.6 and rum No.1, turning into a good night.

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