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(grunt) The sun will be highest in the sky tomorrow at 13:18 instead of 12:18. DST is BS.

Does anyone know what time it is?

Am I the only gay man who hears the word 'poppers' and thinks jalapeno and cream cheese?

Tonight at 8:00 EST (01:00 UTC) there will be a small period of downtime while software updates are installed and the servers are rebooted.

A mentor from my younger days passed today. I'm OK because I am comforted by the memories. I'm not OK because of the reminder that life is fragile and finite.

do 👏 not 👏 expose 👏 rdp 👏 to 👏 the 👏 internet 👏. Use 👏 a 👏vpn 👏 or 👏 ACL 👏 you 👏 coward/potato.

“It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.” Edward J. Stieglitz

Working here is like a pregnancy. After nine months you wish you hadn't come.

I wonder what the US Department of Defense now runs on missiles instead of Ada

is it PHP? I guess it's probably PHP

I added the following Metadata to my profile.

Orientation/Pronouns: Reply hazy. Do not ask later.

Why did @frankrietta buy a USB hard drive?
It was for a gig!
*rimshot* t.co/RZfxGjz3AL

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”― attributed to Edmund Burke

I did not do nothing today.

Pretty sure one of our users on the instance just broke the "file a spam report" in less than 60 seconds barrier.

Thank you to all the Patrons for their help funding the hosting costs of mastodon.technology! And an extra thank you to the following users:

@wakingrufus
@brion
@sentience
@fuzzface
@secstate
@ayushsharma22
@alexshendi
@KryptykPhysh
@icanswiftabit
@1stvamp
@xmakina
@craig0990
@alexcleac

I really appreciate the support. Have a great day everyone!

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either! We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators. Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!