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Everyone has a monster inside of us. Everyone has an Angel too. It is about who you are going to be. -- Lisa Joy, Director of S2E4 of

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My hobby is writing stuff in awk and bash that should not be written in either.

Insurance (noun) - You and others put money in a bucket for a rainy day. The bucket is guarded to make sure the money isn't misused. When the rainy day comes, the bucket guard keeps slapping your hand when you want to take your money. You only get your money when you guess the secret word that changes at random.

The Weather Channel app on Android has put up a notification of "Mesh Activated". Any idea what that is about?

Apparently there is now a game on Alexa. This does not seem like a good idea... 🤣

The reason why bad guys make monologues about their evil plans so often is because they mostly just want someone to talk to.
#writingprompts #writing

software, noun.: a gas that expands to fit its container, at which point it gains the ability to read mail

Recent Windows 10 upgrade removed all of my Cygwin servers, and also removed support for the IPv6 over v4 tunnel interface I was using GROAN!

N293G was the helicopter that rescued Ellie Sattler, Alan Grant, and the rest of the survivors of Jurassic Park. It was destroyed during a check ride in 2001.

aopa.org/asf/ntsb/narrative.cf

2750BC> Egyptians discover Electricity
1876>Graham Bell patents the first practical telephone
1879> Thomas Edison (re?)invents the bulb.
1889>Nintendo was founded.
1945> Von Neumann architecture
1946>The ENIAC is completed.
1970>TCP/IP
1974> Intel 8080
1989> Game Boy
1996>Pokemon Green
2011>3DS
2016>Pokemon S/M release

And in 2018, it all comes to this... Humanity achieved all these technological feats, and it was all for this...

I should not have to invoke the debugger/dom inspector/whatever in the damn browser just to snag a picture of a friend from her profile on Facesplat!

To be more specific, the server running the bots...

Both of the bots are down, and I can't reach the server :mastodon:

A man with no children just criticized the desire of parents to drink at Chuck E Cheese.

@ignitionigel everyone? Really?

Just because someone is an "idiot" when it comes to IT, infosec, Foss, <insert thing here>, doesn't mean they're a tally idiots.

A Dr couple be rubbish with computers. An engineer could be useless at managing their money. An architect may not be able to drive. None of these things make these incredibly clever people "idiots". Do they?

I wish my body would behave on long trips...

Meanwhile, here's what "the most successful people you know" are up to

people who use speakerphone in public places should be set adrift with only bread crusts

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About ready to leave the nest