@Lofenyy be careful because if you die in linux you die in real life

can't wait until they make an anime where fediverse instances are anime girls in high school

I am starting a worst website of the year award. This years top prize goes to.... every website.

im not a search engine stop asking me how to get to the nearest dennys thats not what prayer is for

i dont trust people who dont sin. bro i died so you could do that shit i fucking suffered for you please dont throw that away

When you write code without reading the docs but somehow it works.

#2249 "I Love the 20s" 

Game Legend of Bum-bo, the 

What makes a program name good? What makes a program name bad?

Boosts appreciated.

It's the year 2050. Windows is an Android based OS. Compatibility layers are added so that 64 bit win32 exe files still work seamlessly. dialer.exe is finally deprecated in favor of Dialer EDGE. 16 bit MSDOS applications still run fine, ever since Microsoft realized they were compiling Windows with '# define MSDOS_SUPPORT 0' and changed it to 1. MS-BASIC support for 8 bit computers is available in the Google Play store, for legacy software. Wordpad.exe spontaneously disappeared with no trace.

Me to a friend: I've started watching The Mandalorian, what do you think of it?
F: Haven't seen it, it's only on Disney Plus
Me: What's Disney Plus?

@ssiyad
1999: Nothing but a fast-loading search site.
2019: We track you on every move, reCAPTCHA, advertisements, give government access to your data without your permission

Millennials are DESTROYING the IoT INDUSTRY with FREE SOFTWARE and SMART CONSUMERISM!!

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