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I hereby declare myself this instance's foremost Star Wars Prequel Defender.

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Being a programmer is turning me into an anarchist: I always seem to want to eliminate state.

remember: it's "milkshaken" or "milkshook," NOT "milkshaked"

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Hey look it's a network sitcom about a married couple

Planning a scheme which, if successful, will allow me to make a meal out of an irresponsible amount of taquitos, whenever I wish.

Step 1: find a taquito seller near me

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I'm incredibly happy to finally be able to talk about this wild thing I've been apart of building for 4 years!

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Days like today are why I think a six-hour workday would be better.

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it’s truly a crime that i can’t just do whatever the fuck i want every moment of the day

Peter Parker, professional selfie taker

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@trickster @garfiald you claim this is a realistic game, yet the potion seller will not sell me their strongest potions even though i am going into battle

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@trickster
To begin with the authentication
The client has to do a concatenation
Of the token as well as the id of the client
And thus the side which is suppliant
The server shall summarily eject
If the credentials supplied are not correct
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our meme generation neural network student is getting towards the end of his masters thesis and the results are absolutely a riot

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This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either! We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators. Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!