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My employer is hiring a lot. Mostly developers. There are openings on multiple continents, and I'm not sure but I think that there are a few remote.

Some positions require a lot of travel, and all of them are gonna involve a lot of pair programming. However, don't second-guess your proficiency; let the hiring manager be the one to say you lack experience.

I like my job because my co-workers are amazing. If that sounds appealing and you want to get me a referral bonus, DM me. I'll help you interview.

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I hereby declare myself this instance's foremost Star Wars Prequel Defender.

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Being a programmer is turning me into an anarchist: I always seem to want to eliminate state.

(smash bros announcer voice) Wow! Incredible!

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Software is like an onion. If you open up the inner layers you start crying

when are we going to introduce cricket-based food items to major international culinary traditions

that's all wrong, of course 

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how that would work 

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I've decided unilaterally to bring back the humoralist model of personality types. which are you (primarily)?

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i could have forgiven pythagoras for his beliefs about the rational universe, but i cannot forgive him for his hatred of beans

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lewd math joke 

I've decided unilaterally to bring back the humoralist model of personality types. which are you (primarily)?

Remember, programmers: code is a liability.

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once I'm a doctor I'm writing this as a note n all y'all got a doctor's note to love yourself

Summary of a somewhat dark comedic sketch 

Summary of a somewhat dark comedic sketch 

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My favorite sport would probably have to be video games.

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what signals healthy diversity to you? 

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