fool @fool@mastodon.technology

I hereby declare myself this instance's foremost Star Wars Prequel Defender.

Being a programmer is turning me into an anarchist: I always seem to want to eliminate state.

remember: it's "milkshaken" or "milkshook," NOT "milkshaked"

did I ever tell you why I'm tough to the finich

Who has two thumbs?

Planning a scheme which, if successful, will allow me to make a meal out of an irresponsible amount of taquitos, whenever I wish.

Step 1: find a taquito seller near me

me-ness enlargement

Days like today are why I think a six-hour workday would be better.

Don't let just any charlatan try to explain monads to you using an analogy. Listen to me, a much more precise and handsome charlatan, instead:

You know the operation "flatMap"? Where you take each value in the collection, turn each one into a possibly empty collection of its own, which are then combined into another collection of different size?

If you have a data structure for which a sensible "flatMap" could be (or is) defined, you're looking at a monad. It's that simple.

normies aren't real. no such thing

glitter and other biological weapons

Peter Parker, professional selfie taker

some froftware