"Your first mistake," 8BOL seems to say, "was thinking you could do anything right." For this reason I intend to fund development of 8BOL by auctioning off the right to name the compiler after a donor's parent
This experiment arguably results in an artifact asserting the philosophical belief that nonexistence is morally preferable to existence, i.e. that the best stance is to prevent bad programs from coming into being.
I intend to demonstrate this principle in my new programming language that I'm inventing: 8BOL, which doesn't stand for anything.
8BOL is a non-functional programming language. The language specification indicates that programming in 8BOL doesn't work, and the reference implementation of the compiler simply rejects all inputs as invalid programs.
shop talk
sources close to the matter advise me that the nature of the position is likely such that I'd need to multiply my standard "evil surcharge" so I think I'm just gonna ignore it
Smilin' Stan wasn't just blowing smoke up our asses about the surprise on the back of the sweatshirt, either. that's all I'll say
I do #programming for a living, hate alarm clocks, & love to post at work. If you #ask me an unsolicited question on any topic, I will probably answer it. You better watch out; I know about timed hits.