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My employer is hiring software professionals of various kinds. They've done well by me, as employers go. Anybody interested in helping me get a referral bonus?

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I hereby declare myself this instance's foremost Star Wars Prequel Defender.

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Being a programmer is turning me into an anarchist: I always seem to want to eliminate state.

Look, all I'm saying is that it didn't end well for them, and I wouldn't expect it to end well for me either, albeit for different reasons.

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I don't like yard work, but I have an especial hatred for lawns. The lawn was invented by 17th century French aristocrats as a way of showing off how much they could afford to waste.

I'm not saying the French Revolution was about grass, but I'm not saying it wasn't, either.

passive-aggressively spelling a word correctly

So a tankie is like the armored fighting vehicle version of a furry, right?

Well, son, that thing out in the middle of the lake is called an island, and the rest of the lake isn'tland.

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just be glad we didn't get to dessert. the ice cream flavor was... yeah, you guessed it... rocky road

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Look, I'm sorry about lunch the other day, and I feel really bad about your teeth, but it was an honest mistake, all right? How was I supposed to know that's not why they're called sandwiches?

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Computers can’t even do anything without being told to do it. They are pathetic. I laugh at them

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thinking about Staplerfahrer Klaus again

Finding a secluded spot in the suburbs to hide my shady religious compound. A cult de sac

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The #SteamDeck is a sinister plan by Valve to turn all gamers into Arch users

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I aspire every day to say something that makes people want to say "Could you please not phrase it like that?" without repeating myself

the eloquent and elusive dictionary burglar got away with words

the hottest new fantasy anime of the season, "Reincarnated as a Ligma"

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My employer is hiring software professionals of various kinds. They've done well by me, as employers go. Anybody interested in helping me get a referral bonus?

the problem with Krypto currency is that there is absolutely no reason to give money to a dog, even an extremely powerful and intelligent dog who is Superman's pet

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