fool @fool@mastodon.technology
- True Name
- Mark
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Years Old
- 31
- Time Zone
- America/Denver
I do #programming for a living, hate alarm clocks, & love to post at work. If you #ask me an unsolicited question on any topic, I will probably answer it. You better watch out; I know about timed hits.
Joined Aug 2018
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My employer is hiring a lot. Mostly developers. There are openings on multiple continents, and I'm not sure but I think that there are a few remote.
Some positions require a lot of travel, and all of them are gonna involve a lot of pair programming. However, don't second-guess your proficiency; let the hiring manager be the one to say you lack experience.
I like my job because my co-workers are amazing. If that sounds appealing and you want to get me a referral bonus, DM me. I'll help you interview.
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I hereby declare myself this instance's foremost Star Wars Prequel Defender.
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Being a programmer is turning me into an anarchist: I always seem to want to eliminate state.
public service announcement, if you find yourself using asynchronous text communication at work more often than usual, make sure to send this link to all your colleagues: https://www.nohello.com/
video meetings at work, taking a big sip of tea from my "world's dumbest idiot" mug
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Please keep me updated on the boys relative location to town
shop talk
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On account of circumstances the keynote speaker at the Innuendo Convention had to cancel, and they've asked me to fill her slot
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every joke I post for the next month is an april fool's joke
if I were a real estate agent I would probably go about it in a highly orthodox manner. I'd adamantly refuse to sell to someone whom I knew to have eaten avocado toast
why is the sky blue? because air is blue. next question
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Have you heard about https://gup.pe? I haven't seen a lot of posts about it, but it's this cool thing where you can create an account based on a subject, and it will boost all posts that tag its username in the post.
I am following @plants to see all the pretty spring stuff. If you post any flowers, plants, trees, etc. tag it! If you want to see those posts, follow it. It's the closest thing to being able to follow a hashtag, so it'd be awesome if the groups get more use.
work, shop talk, there's a terrible twist ending
today's work-from-home soundtrack: http://datassette.net/businessfunk/
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「arty.lua」
GitHub acquired NPM to own the libs
Well, "Steven Universe" is over. But he will live on in your heart, having a prolonged "Fantastic Voyage" style adventure to study the mysteries of your ventricles
imagine my embarrassment when I learned that "manganese" was an element, and not the demonym for people from comic books
covid, positive
musical alchemy: transmute back and forth between ska and reggae by adjusting the playback speed
- True Name
- Mark
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Years Old
- 31
- Time Zone
- America/Denver
I do #programming for a living, hate alarm clocks, & love to post at work. If you #ask me an unsolicited question on any topic, I will probably answer it. You better watch out; I know about timed hits.
Joined Aug 2018
