fool @fool@mastodon.technology
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I do #programming for a living, hate alarm clocks, & love to post at work. If you #ask me an unsolicited question on any topic, I will probably answer it.
Joined Aug 2018
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I hereby declare myself this instance's foremost Star Wars Prequel Defender.
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Being a programmer is turning me into an anarchist: I always seem to want to eliminate state.
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It is known that the gravest insult you can give to a vampire is "Chocula." However, this word was only coined in 1971 with the release of Count Chocula cereal. Prior to this year, it would have been impossible to employ the slur.
Only one Belmont is known to have lived after 1971: Julius Belmont, the one who finally defeated Dracula for good. I posit that this is not a coincidence. Julius called Dracula a Chocula, and it fucking killed him.
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you're reading that right - electronic computing levels are at 100%
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spent the better part of the day theming my phone's home screen...
my great-grandfather worked in a whoop-ass cannery. a gentle man by disposition, he'd come home with little flecks - we'd call 'em microaggressions nowadays - clinging to his face around the edges of where he'd been wearing his safety goggles. he felt bad that you could hardly get a kind word out of him until he'd had a bath, but it kept food on the table and a roof over their heads
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before the invention of canning, they would make whoop-ass by gathering an assortment of leftover beatings, grinding them, salting them heavily, and stuffing them into pig's intestines or fish, then packing them tightly into an oak barrel and burying them in the cold earth to ferment for 18 months. opening up a cask of whoop-ass was a community event
Here is a website that I love: https://www.pitt.edu/~dash/folktexts.html "Folktexts," an academic collection of primary sources of folklore, categorized thematically so that different versions of the same story are grouped together.
intentionally grocery shopping while hungry because snack supplies are critically low
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modders dont ask "why would anyone want to skate as the gonk droid from star wars" they just do it
Look, that's just how it is. I don't make the rules. I don't even know what the rules are. I'm pretty sure I follow the rules though. To be honest I'm a little bit vague on what rules even are, as a concept.
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anybody here know what "je ne sais quoi" means
only buy artisanal, small-batch cars from local automakers
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roses are red
violets are blue
happy birthday, dear [addressee]
happy birthday to you
who knows what #jams lurks in the hearts of men
using my colossal brain and superior MBTI to calculate the most efficient way to forget my umbrella on a day when the forecast calls for rain
I love gilding lilies
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Amendment to the IPv6 standard which requires all hosts to send a "nice" packet when they encounter a 69 anywhere in the address
Using "space" as an intensifier. For instance, suppose you need to express bewilderment, and a regular old "what the fuck" just isn't strong enough. You could instead say "what the space fuck"
anybody here NOT know about timed hits?
- True Name
- Mark
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Years Old
- 30
- Time Zone
- America/Denver
I do #programming for a living, hate alarm clocks, & love to post at work. If you #ask me an unsolicited question on any topic, I will probably answer it.
Joined Aug 2018
