fool @fool@mastodon.technology

My employer is hiring a lot. Mostly developers. There are openings on multiple continents, and I'm not sure but I think that there are a few remote.

Some positions require a lot of travel, and all of them are gonna involve a lot of pair programming. However, don't second-guess your proficiency; let the hiring manager be the one to say you lack experience.

I like my job because my co-workers are amazing. If that sounds appealing and you want to get me a referral bonus, DM me. I'll help you interview.

I hereby declare myself this instance's foremost Star Wars Prequel Defender.

Being a programmer is turning me into an anarchist: I always seem to want to eliminate state.

(smash bros announcer voice) Wow! Incredible!

when are we going to introduce cricket-based food items to major international culinary traditions

provision a new bathroom. lock the door. install a new toilet in it. unlock the door. sit on the new toilet. lock the door to the old bathroom and decommission it

provision a new toilet. sit on it. uninstall the old toilet, install the new one. verify installation. dispose the old toilet

blue-green deploy my ass

jorts (JVM shorts)

I've decided unilaterally to bring back the humoralist model of personality types. which are you (primarily)?

Remember, programmers: code is a liability.

The comedian slumps over as they go through this macabre routine. (The actor playing the comedian should improvise, but must not cry out for help. Totally changes the joke.) By the end, they're curled up in the fetal position on the stage, sobbing into the microphone, and the audience is in stitches. Finally, they stand up, eyes still red, choking back tears, and say something like "Thanks, you've been a great audience," and walk off-stage to thundering applause.

It's open mic night at a comedy club. The next performer is introduced to polite applause from the audience. They give the crowd a pithy greeting, then start screaming as if in agony. A real full-throated, blood-curdling howl. The audience chuckles. The scream continues. Some hyperventilation and blubbering are introduced, and the audience is getting into it. They wail "No!" and "It hurts!" and "Why, God, why?" each time getting a bigger reaction. 1/