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I do not have the
Slightest fucking intention
To fix that printer

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What goes wrong if I
`sudo pacman -Syu`?
Google "Arch rollback"

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#!/usr/bin/python
# what if it gets self-aware?
raise SystemExit

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Mastotech goes down
Where else am I s'posed to post
My stupid haiku

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tar xf, man tar
Where is that one for gzip?
I'll use a GUI

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DigitalOcean:
"Time to top up your balance!"
I don't think I will

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Though I destroyed it
Eighty-nine cents I must pay
This is not great news

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Yo mama so fat
You weigh more than GMm
All over R squared

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I recall one night
When I competed haiku
With my ex-roommate

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Whenever I'm sad
Two minutes I stare at :cate:
Always worked for me

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$ sudo paccache -r
20 gigas freed from disk
very delighted

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