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What goes wrong if I
`sudo pacman -Syu`?
Google "Arch rollback"

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inside of you there are two wolves. we have to operate immediately

- mom can we have touhou?
- no we already have touhou at home

touhou at home:

Having a cat is a delight
You watch how he turns from a little ridiculous dummy
Into big solid dummy

#cat #rusmeme

I made y'all a meme format arising from a dispute with my mom, along with a usage example

<joke>What kind of speaker is the loudest? 

It's the kind that makes water noises on a bidet

Because when you turn it on you can't hear shit
</joke>

2497. Logic Gates 

title text: In C, the multiocular O represents the bitwise norxondor gorgonax.

(xkcd.com/2497)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
)

hello, we've been trying to reach you about your mastodon account's extended warranty

Me: *wakes up from a nap and decides to send a greeting to an IRC channel*
Me: hits send
wifi: disconnects
Me: ok was it sent or not

it's like all the magacorps formed a fuckin army to screw up your life

Asking LGBTQ+ people only:

What's your view of the word "queer" in the context of describing LGBTQ+ people?

Boosts appreciated for sample size :)

peak stupidity, antivaxx 

from a spammer in an IRC channel:
>Mobile phones, if they are older than 2017, detect all those vaccinated by blueetooth.

if only that was true lmao

esoteric makeup 

This is little strips of insulation tape

i wear it on my hand because:

2496. Mine Captcha 

title text: This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield.

(xkcd.com/2496)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
)

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