fakefred @fakefred@mastodon.technology

What goes wrong if I
`sudo pacman -Syu`?
Google "Arch rollback"

Does anyone know what these are? #hardware #electronics

Innovations
#oc #comic made with #krita

alt text: 'Dad, you know, we have some Google Home hardware, and I'm...' 'Ah, yes, we can use *that* to yell the warning at her.'

https://fkfd.me/73

Fun #prank

1. Find friend who owns a *nix computer with a DE, but is not i3wm or alike
2. Find the most cursed-est picture ever known to human (chances are it's on your hard drive)
3. Wait until they leave their desk
4. Secretly install `feh`
5. Transmit image to computer
6. feh <imagepath> --bg-fill
7. Pay close attention when they shut down and savor the cringe on their face during the short period after the DE session shuts down but before X11 is terminated

K E E P ​​​

To tower admins who like to leave blinding billboards on at night: keep doing this and I swear I will install solar panels right against your fucking lamps

Whenever I'm sad
Two minutes I stare at
Always worked for me

I recall one night
When I competed haiku
With my ex-roommate

Yo mama so fat
You weigh more than GMm
All over R squared

Though I destroyed it
Eighty-nine cents I must pay
This is not great news

DigitalOcean:
"Time to top up your balance!"
I don't think I will

tar xf, man tar
Where is that one for gzip?
I'll use a GUI

Mastotech goes down
Where else am I s'posed to post
My stupid haiku

#!/usr/bin/python
# what if it gets self-aware?
raise SystemExit