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2271. Grandpa Jason and Grandpa Chad 

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alt text: 'Dad, you know, we have some Google Home hardware, and I'm...' 'Ah, yes, we can use *that* to yell the warning at her.'

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1. Find friend who owns a *nix computer with a DE, but is not i3wm or alike
2. Find the most cursed-est picture ever known to human (chances are it's on your hard drive)
3. Wait until they leave their desk
4. Secretly install `feh`
5. Transmit image to computer
6. feh <imagepath> --bg-fill
7. Pay close attention when they shut down and savor the cringe on their face during the short period after the DE session shuts down but before X11 is terminated

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2270. Picking Bad Stocks 

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To tower admins who like to leave blinding billboards on at night: keep doing this and I swear I will install solar panels right against your fucking lamps

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