malignant ActivityPub actor @fakefred@mastodon.technology
- Pronoun:
- he/him
- PGP:
- F355 1C6B 01DB 77FF | https://fkfd.me/static/fkfd.asc
- Bio:
- https://fkfd.me/x
- TZ:
- UTC+8:00 unfortunately
if you seek wisdom you've come to the wrong place
lang: en_*, zh_*
i care about whether you use they're/their/there and 的/地/得 right
does not exactly belong but hangs around anyway
Joined Jul 2019
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haiku
What goes wrong if I
`sudo pacman -Syu`?
Google "Arch rollback"
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inside of you there are two wolves. we have to operate immediately
- mom can we have touhou?
- no we already have touhou at home
touhou at home:
mastodon, the gargron of ceo,
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I made y'all a meme format arising from a dispute with my mom, along with a usage example
<joke>What kind of speaker is the loudest?
It's the kind that makes water noises on a bidet
Because when you turn it on you can't hear shit
</joke>
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2497. Logic Gates
title text: In C, the multiocular O represents the bitwise norxondor gorgonax.
(https://xkcd.com/2497)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2497
)
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hello, we've been trying to reach you about your mastodon account's extended warranty
Me: *wakes up from a nap and decides to send a greeting to an IRC channel*
Me: hits send
wifi: disconnects
Me: ok was it sent or not
it's like all the magacorps formed a fuckin army to screw up your life
how do i not get assimilated into the gamer culture
welp my cousin gifted me a nintendo switch
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Asking LGBTQ+ people only:
What's your view of the word "queer" in the context of describing LGBTQ+ people?
Boosts appreciated for sample size :)
look ibus-rime lunapinyin if you got a problem we can talk about it
peak stupidity, antivaxx
from a spammer in an IRC channel:
>Mobile phones, if they are older than 2017, detect all those vaccinated by blueetooth.
if only that was true lmao
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esoteric makeup
This is little strips of insulation tape
i wear it on my hand because:
i wear it on my hand because:
misheard lyrics
im just a man
im not iero
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2496. Mine Captcha
title text: This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield.
(https://xkcd.com/2496)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2496
)
- Pronoun:
- he/him
- PGP:
- F355 1C6B 01DB 77FF | https://fkfd.me/static/fkfd.asc
- Bio:
- https://fkfd.me/x
- TZ:
- UTC+8:00 unfortunately
if you seek wisdom you've come to the wrong place
lang: en_*, zh_*
i care about whether you use they're/their/there and 的/地/得 right
does not exactly belong but hangs around anyway
Joined Jul 2019
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