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Kind of want to teach a class in downscaling a web site. 99% of web sites don't need 99% of today's common infrastructure. (And 100% of things that are Facebook pages should be their own web sites.)

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its like the us and the uk are competing to see which of them can fail their people the hardest

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move over, public universal friend 

make some room for

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Fabio! :thisisfine: boosted

face/off 

When Nic Cage turned to that henchman and said “I want my face…… off” and the henchman said “face… off?!?” and Nic Cage replied “face……… off” I turned to my cat and whispered “that’s Face/Off”

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when you love airplanes and aviation but also think imperialism sucks

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2023: canadian mint releases new coins with the king's face on them. if you squint you can see a getty images watermark

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Biggest lie on the Internet?

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5 simple habits to get as old as the Queen

1.-5. Be fucking rich by birth and have the best food, quality of living and the best doctors literally on stand by to tend to your every need

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It's been interesting seeing the reactions to the Queen's death. I've been living in Canada for 12 years but her presence wasn't that relevant in Brazil (obviously) so I feel extremely neutral about it.

As we say in Brazil, the Queen climbed the roof

According to the Apple event people who own iPhones and Apple Watches get lost in the woods a lot

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Fabio! :thisisfine: boosted

RT @malwarejake@twitter.com

Someone awesome put together a parody site offering "Hate Offsets" so you can "rainbow wash your sins away."

Please RT this until it goes so viral that Cloudflare PR has to seriously answer questions about whether they actually offer "Hate Offsets."
cloudflarehatecredits.org

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Fabio! :thisisfine: boosted

List of questions to ask CDN suppliers in 2022:
- How many locations do you have and where?
- What's your uptime SLA?
- Also, will you kick off Nazis from your servers?

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@Gina our local self-hosting provider offers a Nine Fives SLA. That's four more digits than the usual Five Nines!

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