meat covered stardust skeleton @equal@mastodon.technology

somebody once asked me what like liked about scala and i went on and on about case classes and traits and pattern matching and completely forgot about for-comprehensions and map/flatMap/filter chains etc lol. They're probably going to just use Kotlin now

WRENCHED

Restore you. Your cute cuticle attracts all glow.
Rejuvenate you. Few tooth's smile energizes few wrinkle.
Love Robyn following eye. Your healthy mist across cucumber controls the skin's healthy avocado.
Re-energize you. You nourish Beyonce's glamorous horse.
Allure you for cucumber. Your nostril creates Charlize Theron.
Accentuate your glow. Your attractive neck onto wrinkle rehydrates all glow.
Revitalize your plump skin of avocado. You love Robyn.
Complete you. You complete Robyn.

snl, uspol, funny CNN chryon

Nbd just twiddling knobs on the International Space Station

I’m at breakfast at Space Camp chatting with a gentleman who worked on the testing of the Saturn V rockets that took humans to the moon! And also on the Chandra X-ray space telescope!

And with the stroke of a pen the Dunce declares himself King.

A Scala equivalent to ClojureScript would be good. I suppose one could make a Scala->TypeScript cross-compiler for that.

I guess it's pointless for me to post things here about stuff I want to sell as I'm probably the only person in this one-horse town on Mastodon

confession time: i do not understand "serverless" architecture yet, so that's probably why i think the name is silly.

latest firefox did a plugin suggestion at me and I'm like SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

today was a friggin' DAY and a half. so many simultaneous difficult problems.

yeah so i ate fried chicken and all the joy and shame that go with it

I find this video good for cutting through the gloom sometimes. Probably watch it a couple of times a year.

A little dose of L.A. love and some really fun dancing. It's better than that sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPbgnO81sQ

Parasitic man
His prattle hits broken ground
Scars speak forever

River of hot mud
Cattle fall and fishes rot
At least there’s no flies

Trees leaving slumber
Lament coral skeletons
Blooming far too soon

git checkout is really two separate commands, one for switching branches and one for abandoning/grabbing changes to files. Its name is also ambiguous wrt clone. I reckon it should be split into new commands “switch” and “grab”.

Ugh spotted a fashie in the wild

what if i told you, you can't use reflection to find this implementation at runtime?