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Slack is the new Twitter around here

I deleted my twitter and facebook accounts becasue everyone on there is a russian puppet.

Every. One.

Je refuse!

Bored already

The worst thing to hear in a meeting:

"It would be really great if…"

😬 Actually "Grimacing Face" comes up when I search for "teeth." So now we know. #dentist

The only dental-related emoji is bluetooth 📶
also
I went to the dentist today and I was a brave boy

Gmail auto-reply options are a little too "rasta bro" for my taste.

C'mon Prince. She can either be a little red corvette or a limousine, not both.

Yes there are eight two-letter words in that last toot.

Reporting: Why do it if no one is going to look at it?

I feel I need to repeat my meeting rules: 1. No meetings before noon on Monday 2. No meetings after noon Friday 3. Meetings should be scheduled for 25 or 50 minutes to allow travel time 4. Agendas are mandatory 5. There must be assigned actionable items by the end of the meeting

Installing Manjaro for S&G

Let's all take this tragic time to post a veiled humblebrag about the time you visited #notredame

There is no third option so don't even go there.

Worst software ever: Outlook or Acrobat?

**Pilot total air time: 139**

**Pilot total flights: 262**

**Current wing airtime: 32**

#paragliding

Only nerds champion sharepoint.

Open office loud talker — DIAF