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"Girls with too much free time on their hands couldn't resist the allure" is a creative way to spell "Predators used menstrual products to coerce sex from children who needed them after the schools closed."

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If you need to chat with someone over the holidays, whether it’s about PHP or anything else, I’ll be hanging out at phpc.chat, so feel free to join me there.

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I gave a set of 2020 headlines to the neural net GPT-3, whose training data cut off in October 2019.

Having never seen 2020, it tried to predict what headlines are next on the list.

aiweirdness.com/post/637497177

Ok is released and that's great and all but can we deal with the 🔥 that is this official announcement page? 🤩

php.net/releases/8.0

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If I wanted to get into home automation, what’s a good OSS manager and hardware? Would prefer not to sign up for a cloud service. Getting tired of my kludgy stuff disconnecting from Google Home or not responding.

I just wanna turn off my lights without getting out of bed.

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Earth, Moon, Venus, and Jupiter seen from the ISS by Scott Kelly

Today in Sort-Of-Winning: I managed to only burn fifteen minutes fixing the segfault I fixed a month ago and didn't document, including time spent documenting.

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I feel like my head has been released from a vise I didn't know was there.

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Today in 5-character bugfixes that took me literally a week:

diff --git a/php/session.ini b/php/session.ini
index aaaaaaaa..bbbbbbbb 100644
--- a/php/session.ini
+++ b/php/session.ini

-session.cookie_samesite="Strict"
+session.cookie_samesite="Lax"

we have lost a giant, what will happen to my country without her

Today in Things I Do Frequently:

$ git tag help
$ git tag -d help
$ git help tag

who do i 🤬ing yell at about the 🤬ing , the biggest 🤬ing race in the women's calendar, not having 🤬ing live coverage this year. what 🤬ing happened to " races must have 45 minutes of live coverage"? boy am i glad i didn't miss out on that stage 5 recovery ride tho

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FHI: Everything is fine, masks are unnecessary, just maintain 1m distance and wash your hands.
Meanwhile, in Bergen:

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