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*In Murderbot head-voice* I'm having an emotion. /me gets up and stares at a wall

Ello's Law: You won't always find all the bugs, but when you do, it'll be half an hour before you're supposed to go on vacation.

I have a very strict policy about Strava challenges: I join literally every single one I can find except the ones from companies that supply police departments with bikes to use as weapons.

tfw you spend the last hour of your day on merge conflicts and then lose your nerve and discard the whole thing

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Did you hear Apple is transitioning Mac to ARM and 's killers still haven't been arrested?

My day so far:

$ git config --global alias.brnach branch

Today in That One Tree in Gemma's Backyard: Flower explosion!

What's that? You need more sheep and horses in your feed? (Not shown: the bicycle)

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25 years ago #PHP was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

It's still here. Happy birthday πŸŽ‚πŸ’™

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