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I don't think I ever did one of these and there's 🍍 all these new people 🍍 so: #introductions 

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Goldfish driven development. 🐠

When your own memory is so bad that you force yourself to rigorously document everything.

that feel when you've been listening to a podcast on your wireless earbuds and you get to your computer and stop the podcast but leave the earbuds in because it's nice to just have the world muted for a little while

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“How’s the US handling Coronavirus?”
“Okay so imagine you shut off all the error logging in production”
“Yeah…?”
“That’s it.”
(stolen from elsewhere)

If Bungie's not selling these as swag they are out of their golden age minds.

Me: *loves cycling, hates pink, is terrified of bees*
Zwift's new ride series for women:

Christine Majerus is going to end up MVP of this race, she is an absolute machine working for her team.

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It's live, LET'S GOOOOO 🚴🏼‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️

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for readers of a certain age, a possibly unwanted earworm may be provoked 

How To Get Your Request for a Free Trial Account Binned: A One-Act Play

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