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I don't think I ever did one of these and there's 🍍 all these new people 🍍 so: #introductions 

I'm mostly a software engineer and , with tangents to , failing to learn , and otherwise wasting a perfectly good B.Mus in performance. I was a (SERVER FIRST ALGALON 10), and now I'm a .

spent the morning fighting with so if you run into my sanity anyplace i'd appreciate it if you'd direct it back to me

Today I learned about `event.currentTarget`, which is not the same as `` and was the thing I actually wanted in my event listener. WHO KNEW.

Ok welp, we made another thing:, for when you want to make sure your GDPR banner is still showing up in Europe but that holiday to the south of France is just not gonna happen.

@plausible What do you folks recommend for separating staging from production environments? I've got two sites defined, which is fine until I need to go copy all my individual Goals from dev to prod πŸ˜…

that moment you realize arrow functions are available in 7.4, not just 8+

me: it's time to stop working
my brain: but you haven't solved this yet
me: whatever, work/life balance is important
my brain: but you haven't solved this yet
me: it'll be there tomorrow

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I released PHP Library Starter Kit version 3.0 today! I'm really proud of this. I hope it empowers you to start making cool PHP libraries and tools.

To get started with it, enter the following:

composer create-project ramsey/php-library-starter-kit YOUR-PROJECT-NAME

Cool , you dropped video coverage from like 600m to 200m in an uphill sprint finish, cool cool cool, way to put on a race 🀬🀬

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Sitting down for a four-hour ferry trip: I know, I'll catch up on the news!
After reading a guy who decided to be less of a jackass to his family after eight years of fatherhood and found the experience so mind-blowing that he had to write about it and the WASHINGTON POST PUBLISHED IT: nevermind where's my Kindle

Dear Norwegians,

If you bring your kid to a dinner and they have a fever afterwards but you don't think it's C19 so you're not gonna get them tested, just keep it to yourself. Don't make everybody else responsible for your negligence.

a Murican in Norway

I love it when Benjamin comes over to ask if I changed any settings on the router and turns out there's an unspecified cloud-based outage and the internet has fallen off the internet.

G: *blah blah* , which means Tour of Italy
B: Oh yeah, they sound the same
G: What
B: 'Giro' and 'Tour'
G: What?!
B: They sound the same
B: Yes they do

*5 minutes later*

B: Well the place of articulation is the same.

This HumbleBundle, oh my goodness πŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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