gemma lynn @ellotheth@mastodon.technology

I'm mostly a software engineer and #videogamer, with tangents to #cycling, failing to learn #Norwegian, and otherwise wasting a perfectly good B.Mus in #violin performance. I was a #moonkin (SERVER FIRST ALGALON 10), and now I'm a #Guardian.

#gaming #gameing
#linux #vim #bash #git
#c #golang #php #mobx
#destiny2 #wehappyfew #farlonesails
#expat #norway #norsk #skiing
#dogs #coffee #yoga #bujo
#feminism #christian

#GithubAction ALL THE THINGS WHO'S WITH ME

spent the morning fighting with #webpack so if you run into my sanity anyplace i'd appreciate it if you'd direct it back to me

Today I learned about `event.currentTarget`, which is not the same as `event.target` and was the thing I actually wanted in my event listener. WHO KNEW. https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Event/currentTarget

#til #javascript #dom

where's the pro-life, save-the-children set when you need 'em https://yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/pediatric-hospitalizations-some-important

Ok welp, we made another thing: https://testlocal.ly, for when you want to make sure your GDPR banner is still showing up in Europe but that holiday to the south of France is just not gonna happen.

@plausible What do you folks recommend for separating staging from production environments? I've got two sites defined, which is fine until I need to go copy all my individual Goals from dev to prod 😅

Nearing golive on a greenfield project. I am hilarious.

that moment you realize arrow functions are available in #php 7.4, not just 8+

My feed today has some internal disagreement to sort out

me: it's time to stop working
my brain: but you haven't solved this yet
me: whatever, work/life balance is important
my brain: but you haven't solved this yet
me: it'll be there tomorrow
my brain: BUT YOU HAVEN'T SOLVED THIS YET

Cool #GiroDonne, you dropped video coverage from like 600m to 200m in an uphill sprint finish, cool cool cool, way to put on a race 🤬🤬

Today in Reasons Gemma Hates `final`: https://tomasvotruba.com/blog/2019/03/28/how-to-mock-final-classes-in-phpunit/

#php #shaveThatYak

Sitting down for a four-hour ferry trip: I know, I'll catch up on the news!
After reading a guy who decided to be less of a jackass to his family after eight years of fatherhood and found the experience so mind-blowing that he had to write about it and the WASHINGTON POST PUBLISHED IT: nevermind where's my Kindle

Dear Norwegians,

If you bring your kid to a dinner and they have a fever afterwards but you don't think it's C19 so you're not gonna get them tested, just keep it to yourself. Don't make everybody else responsible for your negligence.

with SO MUCH RAGE,
a Murican in Norway

I love it when Benjamin comes over to ask if I changed any settings on the router and turns out there's an unspecified cloud-based outage and the internet has fallen off the internet.

G: *blah blah* #giroditalia, which means Tour of Italy
B: Oh yeah, they sound the same
G: What
B: 'Giro' and 'Tour'
G: What?!
B: They sound the same
G: THEY DON'T SOUND THE SAME
B: Yes they do

*5 minutes later*

B: Well the place of articulation is the same.

#lifewithalinguist

This HumbleBundle, oh my goodness 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♀️ https://www.humblebundle.com/books/bikes-microcosm-books

Ok the new Strava 3D heatmap thing is pretty freaking slick.