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I don't think I ever did one of these and there's 🍍 all these new people 🍍 so: #introductions 

I'm mostly a software engineer and , with tangents to , failing to learn , and otherwise wasting a perfectly good B.Mus in performance. I was a (SERVER FIRST ALGALON 10), and now I'm a .







Dear guy who requested a free trial and entered "not ur business" in the "why do you want a free trial" form:

It literally is.

Sincerely,
The person who did not give you a free trial.

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“Debugging is the subtle art of reconciling what you think you asked a computer to do with what you actually asked a computer to do.”

@aral

There cannot BE a better definition.
</fake-chandler-accent>

"Wait, does this just...work?"

- Me, talking to myself while writing my first custom hook

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tfw you upgrade your OS release and you have to fix a bunch of stuff you know you fixed before and you wrote it all down but you CAN'T FIND WHERE YOU WROTE IT DOWN

what is your favorite breakfast food and why is it scrambled eggs on buttered toast

Found on my brother's work laptop, circa 2012, author unknown:

Gemma was having a fabulous day
'til she wrote past the end of the Gemma array.
The warheads went flying
while Ritchie roused crying
and Gemma began her decay.

tfw you accidentally get food on the tip of your finger and you don't realize it and you start typing and smear it all over a half dozen keys before you realize what's happening

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uspol 

PBS reporter shelters behind a counter at the capitol building while covering the US transition to unstable democracy

I don't know what people mean when they say nobody uses Google Chat; I use it all the time.

covid doom 

"Girls with too much free time on their hands couldn't resist the allure" is a creative way to spell "Predators used menstrual products to coerce sex from children who needed them after the schools closed."

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If you need to chat with someone over the holidays, whether it’s about PHP or anything else, I’ll be hanging out at phpc.chat, so feel free to join me there.

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