gemma lynn @ellotheth@mastodon.technology

I'm a big fan of Framework laptops, trying to tackle a problem like e-waste before it gets out of control (*coughs* Apple Fan Boys *coughs*). Reading a blog on just how much further they are going with recycled materials in the construction of laptop just makes it even more sweeter.

https://frame.work/gb/en/blog/how-much-recycled-material-is-in-a-framework-laptop

It's only an algorithm if it comes from the algorithm region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling conditionals.

Today marks the 10th anniversary of my first commit to ramsey/uuid. Thanks to everyone who has contributed and used my library over the past decade. You're the ones who have made it special. 🙏💜💜💜

https://github.com/ramsey/uuid/commit/dc93facbac7fbecedba6fa9fc81fbfdae0a53391

Both watchmakers and bridge builders are engineers, but their challenges and techniques are very different, unique to their trade.

Software engineers build bridges out of watches.

"The Ethics Board says we can't abduct Humans for the Galactic Zoo."
"Told you."
"So we asked for volunteers."
"Human volunteers?"
"Yes."
"You asked the most curious, reckless, and inventive species we've ever found for volunteers?"
"We got lots!"
"What's your security budget?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I think our bodies should just store excess heat in summer to keep us warmer in the winter

@normandc @mastobikes checkout cycle.travel

It's based on Open Street Map with cool traffic data stuff on top

Honestly, you don't want my opinions here.
My opinions here would get me fired.
I'm out of charity for the rhetoric that has led us here.
I've lost all belief in all parties doing their best for what they believe is right.
It's all I can do to not explode with rage in every corner of my life.

So don't. Don't ask me to discuss it. There's not any amount of self-care that will make this "okay". This is not okay. I am not okay.

If I were an American woman I would be out in the streets setting shit on fire

Analemma over Taipei

Image Credit & Copyright: Meiying Lee

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap220621.html #APOD

I am amazed at how "php is a shit language" is still such a thing, in any listing or discussion, especially of the "what should a noob learn" variety.

Yaknow... it powers the damn web. If you wanna do web, do php. It's actually pretty good.

And if you're planning on doing something else in CS, maybe it's not even relevant.

Oslo Enhjulssykkelrunde (Unicycle Tour of Oslo) 2022

21 unicyclists. The full route was around 30km

"dad can we watch the voting show?"

Voting show? What's the voting show?

"The voting show you were watching the other week where you choose the prime minister. Is that on again?"