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I don't think I ever did one of these and there's 🍍 all these new people 🍍 so: #introductions 

Somebody just used my email address to register to vote in the UK.

Folks, don't do that. Seriously. Please don't use a throwaway email to register to vote.

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Guess how many times I have accidentally swapped to the Primary inbox instead of selecting all.

Why yes, Netflix, I *would* like to cry for a couple hours straight and then be depressed for a week. How did you know. youtube.com/watch?v=BHi-a1n8t7

(I'm mostly keeping the world muted because turns out my mechanical keyboard is SUPER CLACKY)

I just got some fancy wireless earbuds and there's a button to mute and unmute the world around me and I am living in the future, friends.

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By request, the morning duck parade set to the Imperial March. Β° πŸ¦†

Thank you, acmetool, for being so easy to use when I wanted to add a domain to my cronjob (long after I'd forgotten how I set you up) that I thought I broke you. Didn't. You're the best.

hlandau.github.io/acme/

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Hey devs,

It's OK if you don't recognize yourself in the typical developer stereotype. It's not because you don't belong, but because the stereotype is wrong.

I bet you had no idea there was an official UCI 2019 cocktail OR that it tastes like marmalade on toast because it's called Marmalade on Toast

Of course @bananabull@instagram.com found the creek at the Abbey

"Do you want a picture together? Yes. You do. You have the look."

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