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I don't think I ever did one of these and there's 🍍 all these new people 🍍 so: #introductions 

I'm mostly a software engineer and , with tangents to , failing to learn , and otherwise wasting a perfectly good B.Mus in performance. I was a (SERVER FIRST ALGALON 10), and now I'm a .

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I released PHP Library Starter Kit version 3.0 today! I'm really proud of this. I hope it empowers you to start making cool PHP libraries and tools.

To get started with it, enter the following:

composer create-project ramsey/php-library-starter-kit YOUR-PROJECT-NAME

Cool , you dropped video coverage from like 600m to 200m in an uphill sprint finish, cool cool cool, way to put on a race 🀬🀬

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Sitting down for a four-hour ferry trip: I know, I'll catch up on the news!
After reading a guy who decided to be less of a jackass to his family after eight years of fatherhood and found the experience so mind-blowing that he had to write about it and the WASHINGTON POST PUBLISHED IT: nevermind where's my Kindle

Dear Norwegians,

If you bring your kid to a dinner and they have a fever afterwards but you don't think it's C19 so you're not gonna get them tested, just keep it to yourself. Don't make everybody else responsible for your negligence.

a Murican in Norway

I love it when Benjamin comes over to ask if I changed any settings on the router and turns out there's an unspecified cloud-based outage and the internet has fallen off the internet.

G: *blah blah* , which means Tour of Italy
B: Oh yeah, they sound the same
G: What
B: 'Giro' and 'Tour'
G: What?!
B: They sound the same
B: Yes they do

*5 minutes later*

B: Well the place of articulation is the same.

This HumbleBundle, oh my goodness πŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

when my new watch yells at me to move i go upstairs and get snacks, am i doing it right?

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Dear guy who requested a free trial and entered "not ur business" in the "why do you want a free trial" form:

It literally is.

The person who did not give you a free trial.

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β€œDebugging is the subtle art of reconciling what you think you asked a computer to do with what you actually asked a computer to do.”

β€” @aral

There cannot BE a better definition.

"Wait, does this"

- Me, talking to myself while writing my first custom hook

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