gemma lynn @ellotheth@mastodon.technology
programmer, (former) moonkin, nasty woman, geek
Joined Apr 2017
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I don't think I ever did one of these and there's 🍍 all these new people 🍍 so: #introductions
I'm mostly a software engineer and #videogamer, with tangents to #cycling, failing to learn #Norwegian, and otherwise wasting a perfectly good B.Mus in #violin performance. I was a #moonkin (SERVER FIRST ALGALON 10), and now I'm a #Guardian.
#gaming #gameing
#linux #vim #bash #git
#c #golang #php #mobx
#destiny2 #wehappyfew #farlonesails
#expat #norway #norsk #skiing
#dogs #coffee #yoga #bujo
#feminism #christian
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I released PHP Library Starter Kit version 3.0 today! I'm really proud of this. I hope it empowers you to start making cool PHP libraries and tools.
To get started with it, enter the following:
```
composer create-project ramsey/php-library-starter-kit YOUR-PROJECT-NAME
```
https://poly.work/ramsey/highlights/d69d6f07-8b5e-467c-b726-ecee84681038
Cool #GiroDonne, you dropped video coverage from like 600m to 200m in an uphill sprint finish, cool cool cool, way to put on a race 🤬🤬
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Today in Reasons Gemma Hates `final`: https://tomasvotruba.com/blog/2019/03/28/how-to-mock-final-classes-in-phpunit/
Sitting down for a four-hour ferry trip: I know, I'll catch up on the news!
After reading a guy who decided to be less of a jackass to his family after eight years of fatherhood and found the experience so mind-blowing that he had to write about it and the WASHINGTON POST PUBLISHED IT: nevermind where's my Kindle
Dear Norwegians,
If you bring your kid to a dinner and they have a fever afterwards but you don't think it's C19 so you're not gonna get them tested, just keep it to yourself. Don't make everybody else responsible for your negligence.
with SO MUCH RAGE,
a Murican in Norway
I love it when Benjamin comes over to ask if I changed any settings on the router and turns out there's an unspecified cloud-based outage and the internet has fallen off the internet.
G: *blah blah* #giroditalia, which means Tour of Italy
B: Oh yeah, they sound the same
G: What
B: 'Giro' and 'Tour'
G: What?!
B: They sound the same
G: THEY DON'T SOUND THE SAME
B: Yes they do
*5 minutes later*
B: Well the place of articulation is the same.
This HumbleBundle, oh my goodness 🚴🏻♀️🚴🏻♀️🚴🏻♀️🚴🏻♀️ https://www.humblebundle.com/books/bikes-microcosm-books
Ok the new Strava 3D heatmap thing is pretty freaking slick.
when my new watch yells at me to move i go upstairs and get snacks, am i doing it right?
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Dear guy who requested a free trial and entered "not ur business" in the "why do you want a free trial" form:
It literally is.
Sincerely,
The person who did not give you a free trial.
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I wrote a thing:
git rebase Is Your Friend
https://ctankersley.com/2021/03/21/git-rebase-is-your-friend/
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“Debugging is the subtle art of reconciling what you think you asked a computer to do with what you actually asked a computer to do.”
— @aral
There cannot BE a better definition.
</fake-chandler-accent>
"Wait, does this just...work?"
- Me, talking to myself while writing my first custom #ReactJS hook
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Trolls gonna troll: https://github.com/mongodb/mongo/pull/1395
my life rn
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programmer, (former) moonkin, nasty woman, geek
Joined Apr 2017
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