I don't think I ever did one of these and there's 🍍 all these new people 🍍 so: #introductions Show more
I'm mostly a software engineer and #videogamer, with tangents to #cycling, failing to learn #Norwegian, and otherwise wasting a perfectly good B.Mus in #violin performance. I was a #moonkin (SERVER FIRST ALGALON 10), and now I'm a #Guardian.
Posting that without typos took three attempts because I am SO ANNOYED.
@senatormeow what fundamentalists expect D&D to be like: the evil "dungeon master" must force the players to commit horrific acts in submission to his satanic will
What D&D is actually like:
DM: You can't... you can't fucking cross the river by seducing it. You just can't. I'm begging you not to do this.
Player: *rolls a nat 20* I SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE THE RIVER
when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session
about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off
The Pachebel Rant
Old but gold.
@ellotheth Sometimes you need them, but it’s always worth taking a moment to see if there’s a way to use the main query instead. And watch out for complex views, which can add levels of recursive subqueries you won’t notice until you wonder why it’s taking two hours to return any rows.
𝑶𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉! Consuming Fire by John Scalzi just dropped! /cc @ellotheth
I’m a gamer girl, in a gamer world.
Constant raging, it’s amazing
Things I have learned today:
I have to learn that it’s okay to toot your own horn sometimes…
My ramsey/uuid package is currently the 40th most-starred PHP package on GitHub.
programmer, (former) moonkin, nasty woman, geek
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