Thinking about hosting a me instance because the domain i bought while inebriated won't be much good for anything else

Still not sure why so many instances we federate with are gross bot instances but at least i can't see them now

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I have muted all the bots, maybe now global will be interesting

I'd like to propose a new internet law: all websites must be dedicated solely to displaying cute animal pictures. All the social and adtech shit can fuck right off.

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video games, the DNA of the soul 

I tried to explain the plot of metal gear to someone yesterday, and it made me realize that metal gear is a little bit more insane than cool

but I'll never not quote Monsoon

Why did i play the phantom pain and not ground zeroes

they were both free

why

fire 

hmm, do i prep to evacuate, or let the flames claim me

vudeo jame, self-harm mention 

receiver is a cool game, but I worry a little bit about prescribing the cause of all suicidal ideation as an external force manipulating people through media

caffeine 

They've been got these 300mg caffeine monsters, and they are... absolutely, without a doubt, meant to be sipped.

I'm pretty sure if I had bought two I'd either be able to see time or dead

I wish there were a show dedicated entirely too Geordi LaForge, god DAMN

added to the list of things I'll never make but always dream about: RIIR shitpost bot

Risk of Rain had NOTHING to do with weather forecasting, refunded

job search, - 

worth noting that this time, it's doubly funny because the job was essentially field service mechanic work, so i have no idea how this recruiter got my resume or thought it would fit *at all*

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job search, - 

"Did you read my resume?"

"yes"

"Okay, cool. I'll take a look at the job description."

*less than 10 minutes later*

"hey, it looks like your experience on your resume isn't quite what we're looking for"

at this point it's less sad than it is funny

I had She Blinded Me With Science stuck in my head all day yesterday, then continued my TNG binge and came across the episode where a guy gets blinded by science

anyways, I'm starting a fortune-telling business

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