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If you're trying to make someone feel bad, it's often said that you're laying a "what" on them?

Imagine if dogs did a little high-five (single paw) whenever they met up

see when an artist is like 'im gonna massacre ur ears fancily' i appreciate it. when they go 'im extreme i wanna Offend' i just think 'weak edgelord. Next'

Twitter acquired Scroll.com

This doesn't align with their audience, methinks. Scroll's audience is people that want to support & consume journalism without ads. Being acquired by a company supported by ads is counter to that audience. Paycheck's gonna paycheck, I guess 😕

blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/

The existence of the biscuit and triscuit supposes the existence of a uniscuit.

Lots of anti-bird posting on my TL today. Need I remind you that

• RAVENS will take pieces of bark and literally WIND-SURF on thermal updrafts in the mountains
• HONEYGUIDES are so named because they will guide humans to beehives containing DELICIOUS HONEY
• GREATER BLACK-BACKED GULLS can swallow a WHOLE RABBIT without chewing

All this (and more) just goes to show that birds are

• cool as hell
• helpful and friendly
• but most importantly, if YOU choose to mess with them, they CAN and WILL fuck you up

So please think twice before you disrespect birds on this federated verse! 🙏

Pretty sure I've mentioned it before, but I have two copies of MMM so I could read it faster

you, childish cretin: type checkers
me, sophisticated genius: type chess

an adult named Jim?
oh u mean James Boy Advance

hey all, here's a new computer thing I made! it's called the Nonsense Laboratory, and it's a series of weird little tools for manipulating the spelling and sound of words with machine learning: artsexperiments.withgoogle.com

it's part of a series of projects launched yesterday showing the outcomes of the Artists + Machine Intelligence grant program, which you can learn more about here: experiments.withgoogle.com/ami

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