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So @ejk just said something that could have come out of a CSI show:

> I'm trying to switch solders but the resin core on this one is crap!

roses are red
violets are blue
in surveillance capitalism
poem reads you

and shows you ads
for flower shops
and tracks your clicks
and never stops

it cares not about
if privacy's harmed
the money is green
when people are farmed

twitter is cyan
facebook is blue
your friends are the product
and so are you

It's Christian-normative, but Terry Crews painting live for 24h is very pure for me:

Yankee swap 2018 edition: everyone swaps endlessly until half of the party is fighting over the rules, 2 people are crying, and somethings on fire. At the end game, the matriarch vows to never play again, and everyone keeps their final gift safe to use in next year’s swap.

If you haven't heard of or taken the time to learn jq, you should. It's a lovely little way to manipulate JSON in the terminal.

Cool tip that I didn't learn for years:

ctrl-r <start typing> will search through previous commands you've entered. Way faster than ⬆️ all day.

My humidifier looks like the sloth from Zootopia.

I trained a neural network on 1,228 types of cookies and apparently these are what cookies sound like to it.

Finally launched Faktory Pro, the commercial sibling of Faktory, my background job system for all programming languages.

If you want Sidekiq for Python, JS, PHP, Elixir, Rust or Go, this is your jam.

🏭 🏭 🏭

These barriers are SO HAPPY to have you walk past them

I scratched our newly refinished floors like an idiot, but–and this sounds insane–my wife fixed them by rubbing them with walnuts.

Periodic reminder that has a Code of Conduct which we take seriously; all our users are expected to adhere to it, locally and across the fediverse.

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Ladies, if he:

- never responds to your texts
- is always on the web
- is dynamic, weakly typed, and prototype-based

He's not your man, he's JavaScript.

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