On the bright side, this pretty much useless domain taught me one thing: punycode domains are a pain and should be avoided at all cost.
Here is the wonderful website I created so it's not empty, in punycode to make sure the link works: https://xn--c8h5289nqoa.ws/
Another fun thing: safari on mobile won't even attempt to open the domain when entered using emoji.
This may be my website with the worst seo ever.
Whatever, since I learned something, I don't consider my time wasted.