ethiopian food absolutely rules fuck the haters

I'm literally printing money. Those vendors in Zelda won't know what hit them.

can’t wait to launch The DAS* on tweetchain only for it to get hacked and all the good tweets siphoned off to a child DAS

* decentralized autonomous shitposter


inaugural run of the new pressure cooker

🍲 🍲 🍲

the joy of not having any obligation to go outside or do anything because it’s been raining all day

Sonic Got Through us-east1-b Zone Act 1

2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

mastodon’s value prop is having a full set of cat emojis to emote with

i knew exactly what was essentially Epstein did nothing wrong

Made fried rice out of thanksgiving leftovers last night. It was good enough that I'm still thinking about it.


Complaining will continue until morale improves

"Well, I use a Blackberry"

This is the boomer version of "btw, I use Arch"

1. cyberpunk spirit

this is the spirit of cyberpunk, everything the genre -- at it's core -- stands for. anti-capitalism, etc.

2. cyberpunk world

this is the surface-level. the neon dystopia. the setting. the aesthetic.

really, if you think about it, people struggle to define what is and isn't cyberpunk because there are really two definitions of it

in no particular order, they are:

1. cyberpunk spirit

2. cyberpunk world

smartphones are cyberpunk

vapes are cyberpunk

smartwatches are cyberpunk

not cyberpunk in the sense of "cyberpunk spirit" but cyberpunk in the sense of "cyberpunk world"

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