I can't even with this nonsense. Killer Raccoons! 2! Dark Christmas in the Dark: trailers.apple.com/trailers/in (I'm still not sure whether I just watched the best or worst trailer ever…)

So. Off to Photoshop I went, and I created this, instead. And now I want to share it with you. You can find the originals here:

- GIF: daveyshafik.com/~davey/pride/r
- PSD: daveyshafik.com/~davey/pride/r

Do with them as you wish, so long as it's for love.

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There was a message in the Lyft Slack about Pride-related activites, somebody reacted with πŸ™Œ, so, I reacted with a custom emoji I created when I started β€”Β :raise-pride: β€” and immediately noticed in contrast that I had used an image of my πŸ™ŒπŸΌ, rather than the β€œdefault" yellow. 😳

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Me: oh goody, my gout flare up is starting to subside, I might be able to move around today

My gout:

This is why you never ever ever use unprofessional language in tests. You might just send it out to your entire production user base. Oops πŸ™Š /cc @Hiya@twitter.com @brent_@twitter.com

I have lived in this house for four years and not a day has gone by that this hasn't pissed me off. What would posses someone to put the decorative floor tile… thing off center from the door?! Can anyone give even a plausible sounding explanation for the sake of my sanity?

This debate is literally unwatchable… not because it's two old white dudes arguing, but because the chyron doesn't line up, why do you do this to us @CNN@twitter.com ?!

Thanks @VZWSupport@twitter.com for sending your daily travel notices in a time zone (EST) that is neither my home (PST) or travel time zone (GMT). Super useful.

Alright twitter, how's this work? Is it just a placebo? Is it because of the two prong plug maybe providing power on one prong? I expect a detailed answer alongside a ELI5 answer by the time I land.

Y'all, I went to an Elton John laser show tonight, it was a blast! This was far from the coolest effect, but I didn't want to distract anyone even if video was allowed (without flash, screen at its lowest brightness).

Today, me and 58 others from 32 countries including Iran and Iraq, became US Citizens! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽ‰

Now, let's vote @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com out!

Well… that's it. 7.1 is now EOL. It's hard to believe it has already been three years. Being RM has been a honor, but really, the kudos belongs to my co-RM @krakjoe@twitter.com and also the other RMs for stepping in when life got too busy. If you are interested in being RM: do it! ❀️

Have you ever been on a train engrossed in your phone and looked up only to be convinced you're now traveling in the wrong direction? That.

You may have noticed I have a new avatar. I think it might be a little too provocative for a social media avatar, but damn it, it’s probably the best photo of me I’ll ever take. Also, the iPhone 11 Pro front camera is ridic; I took it in a shitty hotel in NYC.

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