HALP! I'm being smothered by Pillow
Alternative: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Also, the subtlety in the common typo causing capital P pillow instead of "a pillow" when it's actually a proper noun, is what makes this even funnier to me. I… should probably sleep.
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