I just got a @CNN@twitter.com news alert about this… just wait till they learn about the guy we have for a VP: https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/15/politics/jenna-ellis-kfile/index.html
Meditated for the first time in a long time tonight. I gave myself 10 minutes to just stop, & do nothing. It was good.
If you are new to meditation, I recommend @Headspace@twitter.com, they have a completely free 10 day basics routine that is a great intro. 💚 #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
I have the best friends. The kind of friends who leave #socialdistancing care packages in my garage.
Specifically a narrowband LTE dev kit from @firstname.lastname@example.org, which had the sim, board, battery, a bunch of sensors (GPS, range, temperature/humidity), and more!
Thanks @email@example.com! 💖
Alternative: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Also, the subtlety in the common typo causing capital P pillow instead of "a pillow" when it's actually a proper noun, is what makes this even funnier to me. I… should probably sleep.
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