If you were going to test out a 4K HDR10 projection system with a 100" screen, what movie would you pick?

Why does my computer try to auto-complete β€œthought” as β€œthoughtcrimes”? How very dystopian :|

Feel free to ask me anything if you're curious about what being RM entails.

Oh, and upgrade to a newer version, for goodness sake! There are no more security fixes for anything below 7.2 (and that only for one more year!)

Well… that's it. 7.1 is now EOL. It's hard to believe it has already been three years. Being RM has been a honor, but really, the kudos belongs to my co-RM @krakjoe@twitter.com and also the other RMs for stepping in when life got too busy. If you are interested in being RM: do it! ❀️

Me driving on a regular day: WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE?! GET OFF MY ROAD! EAT A BAG OF SHIT ASSHOLE!

Me driving at the holidays: WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE?! GET OFF MY ROAD! EAT A BAG OF SHIT ASSHOLE! AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

Interested in making developers lives easier?

Curious about Internal Developer Relations?

Come work with me at @lyft@twitter.com! My DMs are open and I'm happy to chat :)

Is there some magical way to list out meetings I haven’t accepted yet...Β so I can do so? I need to see a meeting at the proposed time in my calendar before I can know if it’s good to accept or not. :|

Have you ever been on a train engrossed in your phone and looked up only to be convinced you're now traveling in the wrong direction? That.

Power went out and my phone was at 9% but thanks to USB-C, I'm charging it off an iPad Pro that has 95% charge. USB-C is the future.

23 years is a long time. On this day 23 years ago my first wife passed away. She believed that you are never truly gone while your name is remembered, so: Susan Parham Shafik, Sefat Aker, you are missed by many.

I can’t help but feel that these 2009 vs 2019 selfie tweets are being harvested for ML.

β€œAI PROVES THAT MORE TIME ON TWITTER MAKES YOU AGE FASTER!”

β€œPEOPLE WITH PRONOUNS IN THEIR TWITTER PROFILE AGE SLOWER THAN THOSE WITHOUT”

β€œTHIS ONE WEIRD TWITTER/FB TRICK WILL SLOW AGING!”

Some observations about :

1. Of course *that* movie isn't on there
2. But neither is Muppets take Manhattan, what's that about?
3. The entire X-Men series from the 90s *is * on there and I am here for it. I grew up to this.

What else have y'all found/missed?!

I'm surprised that the only comments I'm seeing about the new MacBook Pro are about the escape key… did y'all miss it went back to a scissor mechanism and dropped the butterfly? And usable arrow keys.

Oh, and 64GB RAM.

Oh wow, twitter just trampled on the image quality here. DM if you want the original emailed to you :)

Going to return my AirPods Pro and exchange for a pair of AirPods 2. I’d hoped Transparency mode + venting would solve the β€œsealed ear” feeling but it doesn’t. Often I can’t tell the difference between ANC/Off/Transparency modes. Sony XM3 transparency is far more natural IMO.

You may have noticed I have a new avatar. I think it might be a little too provocative for a social media avatar, but damn it, it’s probably the best photo of me I’ll ever take. Also, the iPhone 11 Pro front camera is ridic; I took it in a shitty hotel in NYC.

That's a first, a family flying with a 65" LG OLED 4K TV… I guess sacrifices must be made and they left the 102" plasma at home?

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