Mario Daniel Ruiz @desiderantes@mastodon.technology

It is proven! I am desiderantes on Keybase: https://keybase.io/desiderantes/sigchain#1f33617a8ba5b06c172753ee55a02f7d8e855d1f4c1343410997bfb4c429dbc90f

Uy pensé que era en broma, pero veo que la estupidez, afortunadamente, no está confinada a Colombia, en nuestro país hermano hay imbéciles también, como este:

RT @2010Compudavid@twitter.com

Ecuatorianos 🇪🇨 el sueco detenido Ola Bini por ser parte de Wikileaks es PROGRAMADOR.

Entiendo que la mayoría de las personas no comprendan el tema, sin embargo debo decirles que es más peligroso que 100 bandas de ladrones de bancos juntas.

Puede arruinarnos en un par de horas

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/2010Compudavid/status/1117065915244392449

RT @MariaLauraGP7@twitter.com

Yo dando consejos soy Diomedes:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MariaLauraGP7/status/1113790459732799488

RT @bfgmartin@twitter.com

It ought to be illegal to require a customer to cancel by telephone anything you can sign up for online. If I can buy it online, I should be able to cancel it online.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/bfgmartin/status/1113023680299270144

RT @BernasAlmeida@twitter.com

Ora depois da aprovação do “artigo 13”, temos agora algumas editoras musicais a dizer que velocidades elevadas de internet promovem a pirataria e que não pode ser🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
Quando é que estes lobbies acabam?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BernasAlmeida/status/1111550729574072320

RT @thecrunsher@twitter.com

Quick guide to HTTP Status codes:

1XX: Wait a sec
2XX: There ya go
3XX: Fuck off
4XX: Fuck you
5XX: Fuck

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thecrunsher/status/1111258419087007745

RT @iamdevloper@twitter.com

When you work remotely, a sick day looks remarkably similar to a normal working day...

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/1111281290945486848

RT @opcode_raeg@twitter.com

Sometimes I wonder taking stances on things is actually hindering things. After all, if its "legal", who cares right? Big business does it constantly and the public has got psychopathic to point of not giving 1 iota. Why not embrace race to bottom? Society's fucked anyway

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/opcode_raeg/status/1110668598291263488

RT @Madcatter69@twitter.com

Me: My life is in shambles

Therapist: So how does that make you feel?

Me: I feel sad and hopeless, why am I like this?

Therapist: I know why

Me: Why?

Windows Device manager: *takes off therapist mask* Your USB device wasnt safely ejected.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Madcatter69/status/1109910990085345280

This tweet is too close to home.

RT @alecaddd@twitter.com

The feeling when you look at your app after 3 months and you start deleting code and refactoring because 3-months-old-you was dumb and just pasting snippets from stack overflow.
#developerslife

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/alecaddd/status/1109133285861421056

+ hey, debugging in the mail list is a bad idea
- oh I KNOW that you guys hate people doing closed source stuff. Anyways here's a coredump and some error messages, you guys got a bug or something?

RT @hergertme@twitter.com

I love being asked to do free work for someone doing a closed source IDE built on the components I maintain.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/hergertme/status/1107755323492728832

RT @PavelASamsonov

All enterprise software competes with Excel.

All productivity software competes with emailing things to yourself.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PavelASamsonov/status/1106534188159778817

*Notificación del navegador*

Mark Zuckerberg desea:

-Ver tus nudes

Aceptar Continuar

RT @genbeta

Facebook pide a los usuarios que envíen sus propios desnudos vía Messenger, así luego podrán detectar el "porno vengativo" https://www.genbeta.com/p/301696

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/genbeta/status/1106731823386763264

Yes, I'd like to believe that you're just joking about a part of the population being bad, but then you repost and like "jokes" about how they should be silenced, killed, ended, etc., like every two days; so I don't think I should believe you on that. A bit obsessive, maybe?

I had the idea for a Majora's Mask Battle Royale in 2007 but Nintendo never answered my emails.

RT @nikphilipsen

Uber/Lyft’s business is fundamentally just using VC money to subsidize rides until either (1) self-driving automation becomes viable in cities or (2) public transit declines so much you have no choice but to use them and they can jack up prices https://twitter.com/ranimolla/status/1101588325603913728

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/nikphilipsen/status/1101861450153422848

When you see someone saying that they're sapiosexual, remember that opposites attract each other.

RT @tombradyyisgoat

Everything I know about these Kardashians I learnt against my will.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/tombradyyisgoat/status/1101562189415178240