Mario Daniel Ruiz @desiderantes@mastodon.technology

RT @BeeDubsProwl@twitter.com

"What's going on?"

"The great assassin Pagliacci is in town! He's here to kill me. As one of my patients, he may be after you as well. Come in and hide, if we can avoid him, we'll be safe."

"But Doctor,"
*cocks gun*

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BeeDubsProwl/status/1138096639963422720

Hay diez mil formas de armar comunidad, hacerlo en base a cosas que uno no controla es una muy mala idea. Compartir experiencias no es suficiente, compartir valores y metas es lo que une a la gente.

Genial para comerla con un innovador utensilio: el tenedor

RT @la_informacion@twitter.com

Cómo hacer la ensalada perfecta con un ingrediente sorpresa: el aguacate http://lainfo.news/mjwad5

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/la_informacion/status/1135033298399453184

RT @_ericelliott@twitter.com

ES6 gotcha:
const noop = () => {}; // returns undefined
const obj = () => ({}); // returns empty object
#ES6 #JavaScript

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/_ericelliott/status/1128146679352500225

RT @new_waster@twitter.com

Why would you waste money on a service that carries Game of Thrones when you could just absorb the plot of each episode as hundreds of furious live-tweets. I have been consuming the show in this fashion for at least four seasons, as a whale consumes krill.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/new_waster/status/1127777953067048960

RT @FourArmsDemon@twitter.com

Wow....a Watchmen continuation that nobody asked for. Thanks.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/FourArmsDemon/status/1126181298068914177

Goverments killing People for whatever reason: The are killing them/using deadly force against them/employing violence against them.

Israel killing palestinians: They are currently deploying kinetic force as a retaliation for a failed cyberattack.

Twitter is sick.

RT @KiddBubu@twitter.com

rather than do

if (condition){
dothis();
} esle {
exitGracefully()
}

do this instead

if (!condition){
exitGracefully()
return;
}
doThis()

Benefits
- easier to understand.
- less braces to mess up
- less nesting of blocks

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KiddBubu/status/1123524121449492480

White triceratops around the world are celebrating right now

RT @RedHatSupport@twitter.com

New logo, same #RedHat. It's official- the new Red Hat logo is now live on our #Raleigh office! #OpenBrandProject @RedHatJobs@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RedHatSupport/status/1123641748935389185

RT @bcrypt@twitter.com

in today’s edition of “DMs that could have been phrased better”

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/1121874219023732737

It is proven! I am desiderantes on Keybase: https://keybase.io/desiderantes/sigchain#1f33617a8ba5b06c172753ee55a02f7d8e855d1f4c1343410997bfb4c429dbc90f

Uy pensé que era en broma, pero veo que la estupidez, afortunadamente, no está confinada a Colombia, en nuestro país hermano hay imbéciles también, como este:

RT @2010Compudavid@twitter.com

Ecuatorianos 🇪🇨 el sueco detenido Ola Bini por ser parte de Wikileaks es PROGRAMADOR.

Entiendo que la mayoría de las personas no comprendan el tema, sin embargo debo decirles que es más peligroso que 100 bandas de ladrones de bancos juntas.

Puede arruinarnos en un par de horas

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/2010Compudavid/status/1117065915244392449

RT @MariaLauraGP7@twitter.com

Yo dando consejos soy Diomedes:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MariaLauraGP7/status/1113790459732799488

RT @bfgmartin@twitter.com

It ought to be illegal to require a customer to cancel by telephone anything you can sign up for online. If I can buy it online, I should be able to cancel it online.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/bfgmartin/status/1113023680299270144

RT @BernasAlmeida@twitter.com

Ora depois da aprovação do “artigo 13”, temos agora algumas editoras musicais a dizer que velocidades elevadas de internet promovem a pirataria e que não pode ser🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
Quando é que estes lobbies acabam?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BernasAlmeida/status/1111550729574072320

RT @thecrunsher@twitter.com

Quick guide to HTTP Status codes:

1XX: Wait a sec
2XX: There ya go
3XX: Fuck off
4XX: Fuck you
5XX: Fuck

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thecrunsher/status/1111258419087007745

RT @iamdevloper@twitter.com

When you work remotely, a sick day looks remarkably similar to a normal working day...

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/1111281290945486848

RT @opcode_raeg@twitter.com

Sometimes I wonder taking stances on things is actually hindering things. After all, if its "legal", who cares right? Big business does it constantly and the public has got psychopathic to point of not giving 1 iota. Why not embrace race to bottom? Society's fucked anyway

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/opcode_raeg/status/1110668598291263488