"Why did you use jQuery instead of <other lib>? We try to avoid jQuery as much as possible."

This is a PR comment on a single line of vanilla JavaScript code.

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So in this team hotfix branches stay open, master is not what's in prodution, "backend" means database and "website" means backend, version numbers have no semantics, Git Flow is a piece of software, and jQuery means JavaScript.

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After all it's fine, my work is billed by the hour not by the result. The client and their employees can waste my time as much as they please and I won't challenge anything. This is nos my company, this is not my project, my instructions are "go there and do as you're told for eight hours a day for the next six month" and that's exactly the plan I'm sticking to.

I guess that's the best part of being a consultant.

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@jkb That's why the consultant's motto is "smile and bill".

@decadecity I'm kind of new to this world, my previous jobs were all in very small tight-knit teams where everyone had to know about everything and be very proactive to get shit done. This is my third week here, usually by then I would have fixed the build and deploy system, added critical monitoring, and written a dozen wiki pages, most of this outside office hours.

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@jkb It does sound like your current is particularly bad but maintaining that "time => money" distance is a valid coping strategy in situations like that. Someone I knew on a particularly mind numbing gig had written an app that sat in his status bar and counted up the money he was earning in real time 💸

@decadecity In my situation it's easier because I'm not a freelancer, I'm an employee at a consulting company. This means I'm getting paid no matter what, even between missions or if the client goes belly-up.

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