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Friend says "Yeah" and then burps several times, which sounds a bit like more words

Me: Did you forget to null-terminate the string

🎶 she wears short skirts / i wear t-shirts / she's cheer captain and / i'm the other cheer captain and / we're here today to tell you about the continuing, yet hidden, threat posed by below-grade erosion. /

if you would, turn your attention, now, to the screen at the front, or, if you prefer, follow along with the slides in the printed pamphlet that should have been on your seat when you entered the auditorium. [...] 🎶

deleting & redrafting because this is the best blog post ever to exist, and I insist that everyone consider reading it

In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, I present to you the algorithms greatest triumph

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@lynnesbian I can't find it now, but there's a post out there with a guy who doesn't like how malloc and memcpy make the music sound, so he wrote his own memcpy and used new instead

>Though [birds] have much smaller brains, there is evidence to suggest that their brains are 10x more computationally dense.

>Birds are on a better process.

lol HN (source:

LB: this works so well as a reference to the Animal Husbandry skill in Glitch the game

These two ex-Slack employees want to replace burger joints with animal husbandry

the search: handwritten svg

the results: uniformly from etsy

tfw d3 uses the word "functor" for something but it's not actually a functor whatsoever

(overheard conversation)

Tired: I have a fast metabolism
Wired: On the inside I am super fast

@bclindner I think fave-boost-follow is the masto hat trick or something

sometimes I think about how SilvaGunner made an end-of-the-channel video entitled "the nutshack theme but the first nutshack is replaced with me ending the channel"

in the top 10 power plays while writing a paper: talk about yourself in the third person, using your initials

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