These new water saving urinals don’t seem like the greatest idea
TFW your iPad just can’t even https://mastodon.technology/media/LEZcE5xg4VmJd4G-1gg
Your admins and moderators on mastodon.social are:
@Gargron - admin and inventor of Mastodon
@maloki - admin and project manager
@CM_chrismartin
@CM_noelle - that's me! ❤
@CM_rushyo
If you run into a bug or have a question about how the site works, please contact @Support (we all keep an eye on it)
We like the community here and we want to keep you safe. We regularly check reports and read feedback. Please let us know if there's something we could do better!
Friendly reminder that I make games and music and would love for you to play my stuff and talk to me about it.
Most recent music: https://rainbowkitten.bandcamp.com/album/a-mixed-up-mixtape
Current game in development: https://vitekim.itch.io/recoil
What do you think? 😁
Even if you don't use birdsite, they're about to start tracking your browsing activity using the embedded tweet/follow widgets on other sites regardless of your Do Not Track preference.
If you value your #privacy, make sure your adblocker blocks those by June 18.
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2017/05/new-twitter-policy-abandons-longstanding-privacy-pledge
Friends, cats and other mastodon users - are you ready and willing to do some SCIENCE?
I am asking because I have made this survey about the difference between being on Twitter and being on Mastodon, and would appreciate you taking three minutes of your time to fill it out
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfOax4vnFeJbRtDFyEt82rfLdf4b6GzE0fj_EAQ8iUNQIcufQ/viewform
Thank you for reading. May good things come your way
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#startupideas Papero, a $600 wifi-enabled toilet paper holder that automatically dispenses squares from Papero-approved rolls delivered on a subscription basis (along with complementary Medium post from the CEO explaining why it's really not a good idea to unroll them with your dirty hands)
Kickstarter stretch goal: integration with Juicero juice pack consumption data to determine the number of squares it should dispense
Hey Internet - please help me find my childhood friends
(photos will come once my mum finds, scans, and sends them to me)
Suddenly I am reminded that there are high school programs where you do nothing but learn five different languages
why didn't I enroll in one of those?
10 hours of painstaking work later...
I give you: THE MASTRONAUT
https://mastodon.social/media/EqsyxhkxusrxlOmd37o
theres an entire generation who will believe, until the day they die, that the word 'inception' means "a thing inside another thing"
@ashfurrow I'm occasionally getting "Oops! An error occurred" when scrolling through timelines when it tries to load more toots (then it retries and works fine)
I absolutely adore Frank Chimero's visual essays. He's a huge design inspiration and a really fantastic writer, so I'm always excited whenever he puts out something new: https://frankchimero.com/writing/back-to-the-cave/
@ashfurrow Loving the new color scheme but boosted and non-boosted toots are really hard to tell apart https://mastodon.technology/media/LniP8uFPCBx8qRKzBwk
Looking pretty sharp!
Someone just "boosted (my) status," a task I've been handling on my own all these years. I'm curious what might mean in Mastodonland. Will I get preferred seating? Free miles? Wait. Don't tell me. It be more fun not knowing.
Let the record show that I attempted to register using the complete text of Moby Dick as my username, and was unduly rebuffed. Free software my ass!
I appreciate the kind words everyone. Things didn't go as smoothly as I'd hoped with the migration, but I've got y'all back and that's all I really care about right now ❤